Tap Pick up lines

The best Tap pick up lines

On our first date I will take you to the moon, spin you around the equator and tap on that lunar surface.

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👤︎ u/Himi1896
📅︎ Sep 25
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Tap on the shoulder, look em up and down* “Why are you yelling at me?”

Her: Uhm I’m not You: oh I’m sorry, you weren’t yelling...but you’re eyes were Boom*
👤︎ u/EmreCanEmreWill
📅︎ Jul 04
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Is that a keg in your pants?

Cause I’d love to tap that Ass
👤︎ u/tallasiand
📅︎ Jul 05
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Hey girl, are you a crewmate?

Cuz I can’t wait to tap the body ;)
👤︎ u/Ok-Shame5754
📅︎ Oct 15
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I hope you like tap water

Because I’m dirty, have no filter and I’m full of minerals and vitamins that will leave a bad taste in your mouth.
👤︎ u/Thatsoccerdrummer
📅︎ Oct 29
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Corny but it worked on me!

(Usually best done around lunch time) * drop sugar packet * * tap girl on shoulder * "Hey, you dropped your name tag" and give her the suger 😎
👤︎ u/rashmichele
📅︎ May 31
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Are you the glass on a fish tank?

Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that
👤︎ u/gary_fishlicker
📅︎ Feb 22
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Are you a maple tree?

Because I'd tap you
👤︎ u/mustbesleepy
📅︎ Jan 30
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Are you my reddit page?

Because I’d tap you all night long.
👤︎ u/Applebees-fangirl
📅︎ Apr 14
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If you were a Captcha, I'd choose all your squares as fine...

Then I'd uncheck them just so that I could tap that again!
👤︎ u/Xenonomos
📅︎ Feb 12
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hey girl, is your posterior under surveillance by the feds?

cuz i wanna tap dat ass
👤︎ u/Esus9
📅︎ Nov 05
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Are you wearing Flappy Bird pants?

Cause I wanna tap that ass. ...until I get bored and sell it on eBay for thousands of dollars.
👤︎ u/Kayarjee
📅︎ Feb 13
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