Organic Pick up lines

The best Organic pick up lines

Man, I’d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land that’s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato 😉

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👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight

📅︎ Jun 30

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Are you an organic artifact with carbon-14 molecules?

‘Cause I’d like to date you

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👤︎ u/sigurdthecrusader

📅︎ Oct 14

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I am like organic milk

Because I last longer and I am better for you.

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👤︎ u/whatastupidpunt

📅︎ Dec 06

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