Tectonic Pick up lines

The best Tectonic pick up lines

Are the tectonic plates in your pants?

Cause them jeans gave me an assquake
👤︎ u/Toowiz
📅︎ Nov 20
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Are you a tectonic plate?

Cause I'd love to ram into you with force resulting in tremendous friction and heat.
👤︎ u/LaunchedFever
📅︎ Oct 30
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Hey cutie, are we tectonic plates?

Because I think we should shift ;) Ps. 'Shift' is Irish slang for 'making out'
👤︎ u/meiltire
📅︎ May 10
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Are you a tectonic plate?

cause I Juan de Fuca.
👤︎ u/DogAteMyNandos
📅︎ Jun 18
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