They're Pick up lines

The best They're pick up lines

When a girl says they're ugly

The real beauty is in the inside, so let me go inside you (This is more of like a pick up line and a comeback combined)
📅︎ Oct 06
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You should never date a golfer

They're obsessed with their stroke they only wash their balls after 18 holes
👤︎ u/HUNTERBlDEN
📅︎ Feb 16
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Hey boy, are you bamboo grass?

Cause due to your fast growth your used to torture people by growing through they're stomach slowly killing them over the course of a few days.
📅︎ Sep 16
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Roses are red, your smile I do treasure...

I'm getting aroused cause you're lips... damn they're so tender
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 20
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Did you get those pants on sale?

Because they're 100% off at my place
📅︎ Aug 13
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What do you and your ass have in common?

they're both super fucking fat
👤︎ u/Dip-Shiit
📅︎ Oct 07
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Your eyes are like the stars...

They're so far apart!
👤︎ u/Zegmaarjuul
📅︎ Jun 28
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[PSA] Stop posting on r/Godtierpickuplines

The mods there manipulate stickying posts to get more upvotes on their own god-tier pickup lines. They're a bunch of douchebags for doing that and their sub is not worth your time. Also, by extension, please stop tagging it here.
📅︎ Jul 07
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How much do you know about astronomy?

Fun fact, great astral objects such as galaxies and planets actually do exhibit a small amount of gravitational force on people, but because they're so far away and our own Earth's gravity is so strong, we don't really notice it. In fact, it's less than the gravity of another human standing a few feet away form you! *Which means,* that when I pull you in for a kiss, it's because I love you with more force than all the moons and stars in the midnight sky.
📅︎ May 17
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Did you get your pants on sale?

Cause at my house they're 100% off :D
👤︎ u/xNeron
📅︎ Jul 25
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