Tight Pick up lines

The best Tight pick up lines

Is that a ladder in your tights

Or a stairway to heaven?
👤︎ u/knigf
📅︎ Dec 01
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Are you an electric current passing through tightly coiled metal wire?

because dang boi you're pretty attractive
👤︎ u/c_h_a_mp
📅︎ Aug 09
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Hey baby, are you my sleep schedule?

Because you’re tight as hell and I want to fuck you up even more.
👤︎ u/Tea-and-Zoe
📅︎ Feb 16
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Hey girl, are you a tight parking space?

Because I'm gonna have a hard time pulling outta you
👤︎ u/TheWormaster
📅︎ Feb 14
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My god, those pants are skin tight!

How do you get into them?
👤︎ u/jaysleeezy
📅︎ Jun 29
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Roses are red, snow is white...

Can you give me your number, cause that body's tight
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Aug 17
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Your eyes are like spanners

Every time you look at me my nuts go tight
👤︎ u/Gibbo892
📅︎ Sep 18
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Hey baby let’s play football

I’ll be the quarterback and you be the tight-end.
👤︎ u/paranormalmb
📅︎ Mar 31
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Do you play football?

Because you got a tight end.
👤︎ u/Anus_slayer
📅︎ Jan 19
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