Glass Pick up lines

The best Glass pick up lines

What’s the difference between you and a pair of glasses?

My glasses would sit a bit higher on my face...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Apprehensivepickle12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Are your pants made out of glass?

Because I can see myself in those 😁
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nirmaezio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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You look like one nice glass of water

Mind if I be your ice cube?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lordfiercrotch
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Hey, Girl can I hold your glass.

But "gl" is silent.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/805karansaini
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 23
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I’m gonna put on my glasses

before I talk to you because my mom always told me to focus on my future.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SaviiOh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 10
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Anybody ever told you that you look like a glass of milk?

Cuz you’re white, thicc, and my bone needs you *add syrups as needed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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Whats the difference between you and my glasses?

My glasses sit higher on my face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cargold22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Are you a glass of water?

Because I wanna press my lips against you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lemoonpai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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Hey, are you my glasses?

Cause you might not be with me 24/7 but when you are, I can see this world in a better and beautiful way.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maw_garr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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Are you a glass of wine,

Cause I want to taste you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Top_Ingenuity
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Are you a glass ketchup bottle?

Because I’m gonna bang you for a while at the kitchen table.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ccarron16
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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Did you take my glasses?

Because I still can’t see why you left me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RiceCookersAreEpic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Are you the glass on a fish tank?

Cause even though I know I shouldn't, imma tap that
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gary_fishlicker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 22
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Say you were a glass of milk

would you let me double dip?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dubsofinstasnap
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29
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Damn girl, I’d drag my dick through a mile of broken glass..

Just to hear your fine ass fart through a walkie talkie.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/canorris_11902
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Girl are you my glasses?

Because I can't see my future without you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Forbidden_crush
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 11
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Damn girl, dont know why people call you shawty

Cause you're a very tall glass of water
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/clubby_21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 01
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Are you the glass ceiling?

I'd smash it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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With you I always put on glasses

Coz you make my day brighter
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/griefcase69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 24
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Girl, I think I’m glass

Because you see right through me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RiceCookersAreEpic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Hey girl, I didn't know I needed a pair of glasses till I met you

Because with you around, I can see the world more beautifully.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shanwei10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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are you a glass of water ?

because i wanna stick my straw in you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Betancourt017
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 21
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This one only works for me because I have a glass eye.

I might only have one eye, but the one I got's on you!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aiden_saxon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23
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Do you find glass half empty or half full ??

Well, I just can't take my eyes off from u beautiful !!!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_amstan_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Are you a glass of milk?

Bc I need some more vitamin D and I’m pretty thirsty right now.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/themarajade1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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If your ass was made of glass

I'd smash
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RibbetFunk
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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Best ever, tested and works

(when you have a drink in your hand and you are speaking to a woman: make an audible shrug) *" i should really stop drinking now. Could you please take away my glass before I try to kiss you?"*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sg1ooo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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Sweet tea or sweetie?

Are you a glass of sweet tea cuz you look like a sweetie.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mark098i
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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I'm having a problem...

I'm having a problem... If I take my glasses off I look better - but if I keep them on you look better. I don't know if this counts but it's pretty effective on girls, I've tried it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Roundsquah
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/How_Majestic
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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