Too Pick up lines

The best Too pick up lines

A girl told me she loves me (friendly way) instead of saying"i love u too" i send an uno revers card

Have u got any cool ways instead of saying i love help i need ur help
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/R-mama
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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You shouldnโ€™t love yourself too much...

Because thatโ€™s my responsibility.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Tip-No_Good
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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hold on, let me turn off the lights its too bright

oh nevermind, it's just you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Emceeclopedy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16
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If you were a Netflix series, do you know what would you be?

Too hot to handle๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/M01n786
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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I have way too many of these

Hey girl/guy/non-binary/appache-attack-helicopter, are you a Picasso painting? because your very unique.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GiraffeGuru993
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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You're too cute for this world.

Can I take you out?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OrangeCrewmate
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 03
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Want to go too a party?

Okay reach up my leg and have a ball
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/allthagoodusernames
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 01
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Thank god I'm wearing gloves,

Cause you're too hot to handle
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 30
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Hey, girl... Wanna stay up way too late with a stranger?

Her: No... Me: Exactly, my name's \*insert name here\*.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VictorAuberg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 22
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I love my bed too much...

But I would rather be in yours - Day 23
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 27
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I think I need a new water cooling

Because you're too hot for my CPU to handle
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 11
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You're the only 1 I'm talking too

The rest are all 9s and 10s
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/EssYo02
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 25
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Do you like sleeping?

Her/him: yes, I love it! me: Woow, me too. We should do it together some time
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/farlangben
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 21
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Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line- Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said: Were you responsible for Boston tea party? He said: No, little before my time And I finished by saying: Because looking at you, the tea got wet.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/itratjameel
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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Roses are red, they are white too...

Quarantine's fucking my mind, cause I'm missing you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 16
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People tell me to go fuck myself all the time...but Iโ€™m too lazy

Can you do it for me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Oversarcastic_games
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 26
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Y'know I've realized I'm too good at everything..

Help me even it out, cuz you've got the one thing I wanna suck at.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sgrl2494
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 27
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My doctor said because of my diabetes, I can't have too much sweet

But you remind me today's my cheat day
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/eyebrowsus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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Hey girl are you a next gen console?

Because youโ€™re so hard to get and Iโ€™m too broke for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PointedPaladin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 17
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Girl are you a oral exam?

Because I'm too nervous to even speak to you...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MegaMig27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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I'm really attracted to you, and according to Newton's law of gravitation, you're attracted to me too :)

[for nerds]
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/torres_0322
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 08
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Hey girl, were you in the falcon too?

Cause you're out of this world.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/smit_shah3469
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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I bet you were denied entrance to hell

You're so hot that you must have bright up the temperature too much
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Honey_Bee_Baby
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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Zelda is a girl, Princess Peach is too...

Press start and be my Player 2 - Day 90
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 05
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Do you like sleeping?

Her/Him: Yes. Me too. We should do it together sometime.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lolinator53
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 14
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Roses are red, my face is, too.

That only happens when I'm around you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CheeseTheFox
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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Cherries are red, my face is too...

But only when I'm around you ๐Ÿฅฐ - Day 42
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 16
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Girl are you a German commander In 1945 facing war crime charges?

Cause I love jew too
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/drfuzzybalz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 09
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Sorry, I wouldโ€™ve texted sooner but my phone just overheated,

I guess youโ€™re just too hot for tinder๐Ÿฅต
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ajr707
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 28
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Roses are red, quarantine life is too cosy...

We would both be happier if you let me play with your pussy - Day 104
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 19
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I think I'm addicted to porn..

Can we fuck and see if I post this one too?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/crumbs2k12
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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I need a pickpuline for my girlfriend that's kinda that's sexy but also not too much

Something with kissing?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thekingjoris
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 07
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Call me if the temperature gets too low

You'll need the D in this cold
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/No_Appendicks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 11
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You know how they say you cannot stare at the sun for too long ?

Well i think I can Coz girl you hot
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/briqan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25
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Roses are red, violets are blue.....

Is it time for you too be my boo?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/code_punk_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 05
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Youโ€™re just like a jar of peanut butter, but I donโ€™t need a spoon too eat you out.

To* edit didnโ€™t notice til after
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wafflesOWO
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 10
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imma have to arrest you for arson

cos that arse on you is too fire
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wongdadong
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 14
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Man, Iโ€™d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land thatโ€™s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PlatoicKnight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 30
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Hey girl, are you the 1848 work of Marx and Engels urging for the uniting of the proletariat to rise against the bourgeoisie?

Cuz I too know how to make people come together ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PlatoicKnight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 04
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Here you need to wear a mask...

cuz that smile is way too contagious ๐Ÿฅฐ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 10
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Hey do you remember me?

More than likely will respond. Then say โ€œThatโ€™s okay. I forget my dreams too sometimes
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wymccombs
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 05
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How about you cover my ๐ŸŽ in honey and eat it?

I'll blow your shofar too...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dizzydisappointment
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 18
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I hope you don't hold to the 10 commandments too strictly...

Cuz I'm coveting that ass right now
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gummygummybear
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17
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Hey good-looking, that outfit is really becoming on you

Then again, if I were on you, I'd be cumming too
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NearquadFarquad
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 22
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How I get boys to talk to me at bars

Junior Year of College when I first started going to bars on Thursday nights, I was getting into the Juul. I didnโ€™t have my own but when ever I was at a bar and some guy had a juul Iโ€™d ask them if I could hit it. Theyโ€™d let me, Iโ€™d smoke it for a minute. Then give it back. After that, they would always try to talk to me. So eventually I used the โ€œcan I hit your juulโ€ to start convos with guys at shitty college bars. No longer gonna be my pick up line with Covid tho. And I quit juul too haha.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lizbradley33
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 15
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Do you have a boyfriend?

She answers yes: haha me too She answers no: well i do
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/idanidan335
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 12
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Hey, that shirt is very becoming on you

Of course, if I was on you, I'd be coming too
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jwittkopp227
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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I can't stay near you much

You seem too sweet and I'm diabetic.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CaptQurashi
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 10
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Thanks for coming to the gym. You give my eyes a good workout too as I struggle to keep em off you.

What I think when I see the hottie at the gym I'm crushing on and obviously will never say it to him. UGH. Today he even used an equipment right next to me - I just looked away T_T.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/gigglegirl917
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 18
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Iโ€™m pretty good with anagrams...

But I could rearrange your insides, too.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/markstache
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 02
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Roses are red, sky is blue...

Corona kills people, but with those looks, you could too.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 30
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Damn girl are you my SAT scores

Because I know I can do better but Iโ€™m too lazy to try
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TattooGunsNRoses
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 26
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Damn, you're like my cocaine...

Way too expansive and ruining my life!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Clutch-CTRL
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 13
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I will try these and you should too

Are you a keyboard cause youโ€™re just my type Let me tie your shoelaces cause I donโ€™t want you falling for someone else Can we take a selfie I want to prove to my friends angels exist Do you have a map cause Iโ€™m lost in those eyes
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sharkksss
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 18
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Im not too good at geometry

But you acute MF
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/OllieThyDollie
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 23
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Damn girl, are you a Maccas coffee?

Cuz you're way too hot but I still wanna put you in my mouth.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/little_whisky
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17
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Do you cost way too much at a movie theatre?

Cause you lookin like a snack
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/oh_no_yikes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 01
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Damn girl, are you the function of sine, because you sure are curvy.

The function of cosine works too
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/no-nope-nay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 12
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Hey girl, are you the Andhra's gongra chutney?

Coz you're too HOT ๐Ÿ”ฅ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SnooMacarons3759
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 21
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Do you want to play hide and seek ?

actually I can't, because girls like you are too difficult to find.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AROUFGANGSTA51
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 04
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I thought of you while having chocolate cake

Cause your just too sweet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/haydenownsreddit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 26
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I only caught a glimpse of you before I lost my footing and fell off the cliff.

I watched my life flash before my eyes, but... I'm pretty sure you did too.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Leboy2Point0
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 22
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Do you like sleeping?

Her: yeah You: Me too! We should try it together sometime.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RagequitRyan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 16
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I enjoy looking at my grandparents when they eat with eachother

I want to experience that with you too
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dolphin-heart-jotaro
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 16
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