Weight Pick up lines

The best Weight pick up lines

Hey are you the first weight I’ve lifted in a year?

Because I’m really hoping you’re easy to pickup
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not-Your-Dad-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 02
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You must have lost a lot of weight.

Cause you were running all the time in my mind.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Insanevampire
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Do you think my skull can support your weight?

I say you sit on my face to find out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/E_Koli3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Hey baby, Is your name clinical depression?

Because you make me want to stay in bed all day trapped beneath your weight.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blake88fair
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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