Top Pick up lines

The best Top pick up lines

You have some really nice tops

I’d like to be added to the collection
👤︎ u/HamAndGrilledCheese
📅︎ Feb 14
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We must be at the top of a rollercoaster...

Cause this potential energy is about to be kinetic 😏🤓
👤︎ u/daych25
📅︎ Sep 11
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I’m always on top of things!

Would you like to be one of them?
👤︎ u/littlebizcocho
📅︎ Nov 17
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Girl, you must live on the top floor of a brownstone

Because I bet you're used to all the stares by now.
👤︎ u/OneQuadrillionOwls
📅︎ Nov 10
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Of you were an ice cream.

I'd be down to lick you all over from buttom to top.
👤︎ u/jaketopaz143
📅︎ Feb 11
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Girl, are you a convertible? because i’m tryna see that top drop

sorry lmao
👤︎ u/groovypops
📅︎ Apr 28
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I’ve got so much to do today

But I’d put you at the top of my list
👤︎ u/ChrisNumberz
📅︎ Jan 29
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Are you looking for a tree topper?

*Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.*
👤︎ u/anonymous0876
📅︎ Dec 25
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You seem to be on top of things

Can I be one of them?
👤︎ u/le_meme_memes
📅︎ Sep 06
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Sick of staring at my ceiling this year

You want to be on top to change my view?
👤︎ u/ForgottenFather10
📅︎ Dec 28
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Can i be your matress?

Because i want you on top of me.
👤︎ u/MarsupialDifficult72
📅︎ Jan 02
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Did you know that your tongue touches the top of your mouth when you smile?

Just kidding but I like your smile
👤︎ u/Redblackberry
📅︎ Jun 22
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Are your thighs made out of rope…

Because I want to climb it all the way to the top.
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Dec 07
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Hey girl, are you Zeus?

Because you should let me climb on top of that OLYMPUSsy
👤︎ u/AnnieeWayy
📅︎ Jan 28
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If you were to date me, I’d stop being an African predatory land animal with top speeds of 93km/h with non retractable claws and the inability to roar...

Because I would never be a cheetah with you ☺️
👤︎ u/PlatoicKnight
📅︎ Jun 30
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Are you decorating for Christmas?

Because I’ve got a tree that you can top?
👤︎ u/GGingerton3
📅︎ Dec 15
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Are you looking for a tree topper?

Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top.
👤︎ u/littlebizcocho
📅︎ Dec 06
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We are like hot chocolate and marshmallows

Your hot and i want to be on top of you
👤︎ u/idk_and_idc27
📅︎ Dec 02
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You look great in that top

but I bet you’d look better without it
👤︎ u/rafeykashan
📅︎ Apr 24
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I’m not a photographer

But I could picture me on top of you 😋
👤︎ u/littlebizcocho
📅︎ Nov 22
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Drake is a top 10 single

But there's only 1 hot single I can see
👤︎ u/MinimalistPrime
📅︎ Apr 23
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Are you a Jeep Wrangler

Because you seem fun and it won’t be hard to get your top off, but I’m going to have to overlook the mileage.
👤︎ u/KingSalmonOnTv
📅︎ Aug 30
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Are you a convertible car?

Because you would look better with your top down.
👤︎ u/abhishek26997
📅︎ Apr 12
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Hey girl are you a bunk bed?

Because I wanna be on top
👤︎ u/Lord-Microwave-69420
📅︎ Nov 06
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Hey girl, are you a gravestone?

Cause i really want you on top of me.
👤︎ u/not_part_time_ninja
📅︎ Oct 21
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Girl are you a top secret military base for testing aircraft which is often associated with the number 51?

Cuz i wanna raid you
👤︎ u/SaWis0
📅︎ Sep 21
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I wanna be on the top of the world

Will you be my world?
👤︎ u/Indian9yearolds
📅︎ Dec 10
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I know you are on top of your game most of the time

But with me, you would be on the bottom
👤︎ u/13mario13
📅︎ Dec 11
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Hey, I'm afraid of heights

Would you help me get in bed? Or alternatively: would mind being on top? Or alternatively, if you're gay: would you be my top?
👤︎ u/hiimras
📅︎ Sep 24
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You remind me of a tree

Cause all I want to do is climb on top of you. What you think I feel like this is basic bitch pick up line.
👤︎ u/Notmefors
📅︎ Aug 27
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They call me world...

Would you like to be on top of the world?
👤︎ u/Beyuand000
📅︎ Aug 01
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Are you a convertible car?

Because you would look better with your top down.
👤︎ u/ccarron16
📅︎ Mar 07
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Damn girl are you a jeep?

Because I want to take your top off🤠
👤︎ u/Th3p3n3tr4t0r
📅︎ Jul 24
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Hey are you a top shelf liquor ?

Because I want to look at you, admire you and crave you but I can’t afford to pay for you to make me feel good.
👤︎ u/amazingphrasing
📅︎ Sep 02
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Are you a cup of yogurt

Cause i wanna take off your top and eat your insides
👤︎ u/N3RVA
📅︎ Oct 15
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Are you a turntable/record player?

Because I'm a 7-inch single and I'd love to get on top of you.
👤︎ u/Super_Boredom
📅︎ Aug 31
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I'm a Square, You're a Triangle

You're the top of my house
👤︎ u/Mizuazura
📅︎ May 23
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Hey girl are you a cherry?

Because I just want you on top of me
👤︎ u/jainutsav
📅︎ Apr 05
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Hey girl, are you a baked good?

Cause that muffin top makes my banana nut.
👤︎ u/manwesulimo173
📅︎ Aug 07
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Are you a forbidden pizza?

cause no one can top you
👤︎ u/Not_instant_ramen17
📅︎ May 20
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Tampons are red, My balls are blue

If you ain’t tryna give me top, I’m done with you
👤︎ u/Mhideyxo
📅︎ Jul 17
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Are you the top drawer of my dresser?

Because I wanna put everything inside you.
👤︎ u/_Wag
📅︎ Nov 14
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i think im top man from mega man three...

because i wanna explore uranus
👤︎ u/reeree2131
📅︎ Apr 13
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are you a gravestone?

because I really wish you were on top of me.
👤︎ u/Lakshya04
📅︎ May 31
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Are you a convertible car?

Because I wanna take your top off and hop in - Day 131
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ May 16
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You remind me of a convertible

Because all i wanna do is take your top off.
👤︎ u/theofficialeo
📅︎ Apr 22
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Hey, girl are you a blanket

Because I want you on top of me
👤︎ u/chanandlerbong369
📅︎ Nov 22
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I seem to have lost my pillow..

May i lay on top of you instead?
👤︎ u/teaspoonhitler
📅︎ Mar 08
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Are you a vending machine

Because i want you on top of me
👤︎ u/tacticalturtle42069
📅︎ Mar 07
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Let's you and I make a human pyramid...

you can be on top.
👤︎ u/DeggoTheSteggo
📅︎ Jan 06
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Top 3 Ways to Leverage Sexual Attraction Building In Daygame

Too many people focus on attraction building and not sexual attraction building. Then they complain about flakes. You're a man, she's a woman, communicate your intention directly and if she doesn't reciprocate then just move on to the next one who does.
👤︎ u/thedaygame
📅︎ Jan 25
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You know, I have a bunk bed back at my place...

So if you want to be on top of me that's totally doable
👤︎ u/McGroon
📅︎ Sep 26
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Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you. Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40. You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones. You and me girl we are so iN'SYNC together. I only have One Direrection and its up a one way exit street because that's what makes you beautiful. I can take you to a Bruno Mars concert or I can take you to Mars and back. Do you like pop girl because I can be your rock. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and liked it so can I test that theory on you? Beyoncé said if I liked it I can put a ring on it. Hi my name is Ken, come on Barbie lets go party!
👤︎ u/Jesse_Allen3
📅︎ Nov 03
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Hey girl, are you a hospital blanket?

Cause I want you on top of me until I die
👤︎ u/destiny-jr
📅︎ Mar 04
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