Christian Pick up lines

The best Christian pick up lines

Hey girl are you Christian

Cuz I want to pin you down with my hard nail
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/S0ME-0NE
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13
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Hey girl are you Christian?

Cause a cross won't be enough protection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/not_part_time_ninja
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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I may not be Christian but

I’ll still get on my knees for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WeShouldCuddle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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Don’t worry, I’m a Christian.

I always say grace before eating girls out.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/4_20mbi3_4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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Damn girl, I'm like the christian crusaders and your legs are like the good word of Jesus

cuz i wanna spread it by any means necessary
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EtheDemon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 28
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Are you a Christian girl?

Because I wanna make you leak holy water. Came up with that one when talking to a christian girl I know, who was telling me jesus is the only man for her and she will stay innocent until marriage. For some strange reason she wasn't impressed by my line.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ratticuss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 15
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told this one on my church camp

i dont care if your christian bby I can still make you scream oh god
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mallkonii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 19
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