Torture Pick up lines

The best Torture pick up lines

Girl, you must be a torturer

Cause that ass is killing me.
📅︎ Dec 24
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Every second with you is torture

Every second I look at you I can't kiss you and every second I kiss you I can't look at you.
📅︎ Dec 09
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Hey boy, are you bamboo grass?

Cause due to your fast growth your used to torture people by growing through they're stomach slowly killing them over the course of a few days.
📅︎ Sep 16
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Girl, I should submit you to the International Criminal Court...

...because every moment I'm not getting your number is torture.
📅︎ Dec 18
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