Vitamin Pick up lines

The best Vitamin pick up lines

I heard that in these times it's important to take vitamins...

I don't have A, B or C but I can give you the D
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nussifabian
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 29
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You should know how important is vitamin D in dealing with Covid and in lockdown

I can help you get it regularly
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HappyCrey
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Hey girl, seems like you haven’t been getting your daily dose of vitamin D…

I can help with that πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DrakeDaDragin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 05
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Damn girl are you a bottle of flinstone gummy vitamins?

Because you're looking like a full snack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IRONCHEF06
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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Are your allergies acting up?

Do you need some vitamin me?!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/oobiesb
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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I'm not a doctor but,

I can get rid of your vitamin D deficiency
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kahootmaster1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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You can call me " The Sun "

Because I can help you get some D - vitamin
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nirmaezio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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I'm dying and I need your help....

My doctor says I'm lacking vitamin you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/code_punk_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31
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Hey girl you like vitamin a?

Because Imma be retinal up inside of you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dabernie
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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I see you hate the sun

Dw I have plenty of vitamin D
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pontiac-bandit_69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 26
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Do you want me to be your sunbeam?

I'll give some of that vitamin D and you'll feel better...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/guest666_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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Hello ma'am, I'm a doctor

You look malnourished, want me to give you some Vitamin 'D'?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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I just had to go to the hospital.

The doctor say I’m missing Vitamin U.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HUDZUM
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Call me Mr. Supplement

Cause I’m here to give you that Vitamin D πŸ€­πŸ˜œπŸ˜‚
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IndvLostInTime
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Have you been to the doctor lately ???

Cause I think you're lacking some Vitamin Me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JokerThyPlug
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 01
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I think you're suffering from lack of...

Vitamin ME.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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Have you been to the doctor recently?

Because you look like you are missing Vitamin Me.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zafjaf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 05
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My doctor told me.....

I have a Vitamin D deficiency. Wanna go back to my place and save me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 23
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Would you come with me to my doctor’s appointment tomorrow?

Because the last appointment he said I’m lacking Vitamin-U..
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/murkage_11
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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I hope you like tap water

Because I’m dirty, have no filter and I’m full of minerals and vitamins that will leave a bad taste in your mouth.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Thatsoccerdrummer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 29
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Are you a glass of milk?

Bc I need some more vitamin D and I’m pretty thirsty right now.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/themarajade1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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Hey girl do you have rickets?

Because you’re lacking this Vitamin D
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/UrethralGrease
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08
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Doctor said I have low levels

I said it vitamin U
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/gosh477
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 20
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