Dime Pick up lines

The best Dime pick up lines

I thought you were Franklin Roosevelt for a second

Because just looking at you brought me out of a Great Depression.. and you’re a dime.
👤︎ u/BlackJones2
📅︎ Oct 04
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Something to say if there's ever change on the table/counter. Specifically two nickels and a dime.

Out of two nickels *fingers the nickels*.... You're a dime *pushes the dime toward them*
📅︎ Jul 13
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If I had a dime for every time I thought of you...

I'd have one dime ...cuz baby, u never leave my mind
👤︎ u/knellz
📅︎ Dec 24
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Excuse me, ma’am, are you aware of the ongoing coin shortage?

Because you’re the first dime I’ve seen since March!!
👤︎ u/8shtee
📅︎ Dec 10
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Roses are red, fucking underage kids is a crime

Istg i'll meet you soon even if i have to spend my last dime
📅︎ Aug 18
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You look so familiar!

I swear I've seen you before. OH that's right! In my piggie bank. Cause you a Dime. Not mine. Credit to Emmanual from Wild'n'out
👤︎ u/H0L3PUNCH
📅︎ Jun 21
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If you’re looking for Johnny Bravo lines.

(This is a handpicked list of Johnny Bravo pickup lines from the 90s cartoon “Johnny Bravo.”) Hello, 911 emergency, there’s a handsome guy in my house. Oh, Heh, wait a second, cancel that, it’s only me. Hey baby, I can tell we both love the same things : Me! Oh, Momma , I’m so sweet that I’ve got a mouth full of cavities. If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right. I’m pretty you’re pretty, wanna go home and stare at each other? I’m a thief and I’m here to steal your heart. Your body is a wonderland and I want to be Alice. I must be a snowflake, cause I’ve fallen for you! I’m a dancer, a romancer, you’re a Capricorn, I’m a Cancer! Well baby, what’s it like looking at the man of your dreams. Wanna feel my muscles? Only a dime a minute. Gosh you smell pretty. Wanna smell me? Anybody ever tell you, I’m pretty? Hey baby, don’t walk away, you’re headed the wrong direction, My house is this way. I got you a birthday present, Me. Baby, you’re beach front property, and I’m a tidal wave of love. Hey baby, you’ve look like you have Bravo fever, and I’m just what the doctor ordered. Can you guess how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Bravopop or Johnnypop ... whatever you prefer? Wanna play TV? I’ll play with your knobs while you watch my antenna rise. [after saying she has a boyfriend] You look like the kind of girl that could use two. Girl, you’re like an itchy rash. You’re hot and make me very uncomfortable.
👤︎ u/superfsh
📅︎ Dec 05
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I don use money anymore

Cause you’re the only dime I need;)
👤︎ u/Manuel1007
📅︎ Jan 06
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Did the bank explode?

Cuz all the dimes are rolling down to the coffeeshop ;) *Only works at coffeeshop
👤︎ u/drfinnn
📅︎ Mar 31
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Excuse me, do you have a Franklin D. Roosevelt tattoo?

Just checking, he’s supposed to be on every dime.
📅︎ Dec 25
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I’m not a numismatic...

But you’re looking like a dime.
👤︎ u/Don-Kiebals
📅︎ Aug 11
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Are you the type of person that has a lot of spare change?

Because my dad always said I needed some cents, and a dime like you could be the change I need.
📅︎ Dec 23
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Used this one on a cute coworker.

She comes up to me during work and says "Hey badfish321 we're out of dimes in the register, can you get some more?" I gesture to her and say "We're not out of dimes. Got one right here."
👤︎ u/badfish321
📅︎ Nov 14
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Hey did you know I can only tell when 10 cent coins are produced?

Because I only date dimes
👤︎ u/leemuel01
📅︎ Jul 05
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