Towards Pick up lines

The best Towards pick up lines

Geared towards Potterheads

Meet me in the Shrieking Shack and I'll show you the difference between a Hufflepuff and a HufflefucksYourBrainsOut
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DwDick
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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You think this face is ugly ( pointing towards your own face)

Babe, girls die to sit on it
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sunridersurya
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 14
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Come here! *Moving his index finder* *Girl moves towards speaker*. See how i made you come with one finger?

Imagine what i can do with two!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/omarkrimlyreddit
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 04
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You really looked towards me differently... have you lost something?

Because I am lost in you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GustavoM
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 06
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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe itโ€™ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: โ€œsure Iโ€™ll tell you but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy firstโ€.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rehab-detox
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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Are you mount Everest

Because I can't stop putting my everesting love towards you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/J4FR4NG0
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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Perfect for potterheads

1. Are you sure this is not platform 9 and three quarters coz i can see us heading towards something magical 2. I don't know is HOGWARTS is real or not but magic is i have seen it in you 3. Did youu just used stupefy on me as i am stunned just by looking at you 4. Are you a basilisk coz a froze at the sight of you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LUNARCJ
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 10
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You know, you are a paradox:

You are so thin and smart, yet you pull me towards yourself like a dense black hole.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AetherScience
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 03
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bsbnsc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22
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Is your butt a mirror?

Because when I was walking towards you just now I could totally see myself coming in your ass.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/itsdrivingmenuts
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 02
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Wow, that dress looks great on you...

...but it would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.8 m/s^2.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/garrettp63
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 04
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A physics pickup line here:

Your dress would look better accelerating towards my bedroom floor at 9.81 m/s2...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tg4414
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 04
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