Yet Pick up lines

The best Yet pick up lines

it may not feel like Christmas yet...

but it's always a wonderland when I'm talking to u
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/idk_and_idc27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 15
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Are you a bowl of aรงaรญ (or any food yโ€™all havenโ€™t tried yet)?

Because I... 1. Never had you before 2. Be willing to try you 3. Bet you taste delicious
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Disabled_Doggo27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 27
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I wanna call you beautiful but I can't

Cause beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been inside you yet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ok-Collection-5134
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 18
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I see you haven't fallen for me yet...

Well atleast do you mind smelling this rag for me?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 06
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Did u get your license suspended or not yet?

Cuz you've been driving me crazy
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 17
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Hope this hasn't been posted on here yet

Knock knock Who's there? Baby Yoda Baby Yoda who? Baby Yoda one for me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/iammaxGROOT
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16
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You are like amazon package

I want you at my house in the next 24h I hope no one posted diz yet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/glitch65434568
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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Since thereโ€™s no vaccine for this virus yet

Allow me to shoot my shot instead
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/john_smith860
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 17
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I know it's not Halloween yet...

But I want you to be my boo already.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/negativefiveteen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 21
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Hey did you go to Olivanders yet?

Or do you want to try my wand instead?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Flamerolburns
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 19
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I was going to call you beautiful,

But beauty is on the inside and I havenโ€™t been inside you yet!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/christxg
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 06
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You know thereโ€™s a planet made of all diamonds

Yet, youโ€™re still the biggest gem
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ketchup-on-spaghetti
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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Me: Happy Motherโ€™s Day!

Crush: Thanks , but Iโ€™m not a mother ? Me: Not yet but you will make a great mother to our children.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PoolaChips
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 11
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I was gonna call you beautiful...

Then I realised I don't have your number yet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 17
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A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.

Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe itโ€™ll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go: Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home. To that, the black bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south. However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east. But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: โ€œsure, but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy first.โ€ The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north. Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have? [person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.] When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: โ€œsure Iโ€™ll tell you but youโ€™ve gotta make me happy firstโ€.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rehab-detox
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 03
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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Are you my Test in a week?

Cause I'm not ready yet but I'm gonna do you some day.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not_instant_ramen17
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 21
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I was going to call you beautiful...

But I don't have your number yet.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chasethesoundguy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 08
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I'd love to tell you you're beautiful

But beauty comes from the inside and I haven't been in you yet.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/W0LVS
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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Can i call you an orphan?

Because you have yet to call me DADDY ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Exiara
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 07
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You look kinda like my first wife

But thatโ€™s weird cos Iโ€™ve never been married (yet)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kanyeetwest69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21
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Are you the Tesla cybertruck

Because youโ€™ve got no curves, yet youโ€™re beautiful none the less.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/jayforder
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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Iโ€™d say youโ€™re beautiful but...

Beauty is on the inside and I havenโ€™t been inside of you yet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kyle_petricca
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 27
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I would call you beautiful

But they say beauty is on the inside and I havenโ€™t been inside you yet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pleasestoptalkingtme
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 25
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How well do you know yourself?

Girl:*tells you any percent* Girl:how about you? Guy:Just 50% cause I don't know anything about you yet*smirks*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/stealthreaver
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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When she's into literature

You leap before you look," she said to me, but oft I find I never look at all. A flighty gamble lost when one can't see, but oft I find there's glory in the fall. To soar in lust does ne'er precede the act, but twinkles through the air on exhaled sighs, and finds anathema in drying fact, until in lonely skies it winks and dies. A sexted sonnet surely sought in jest, yet challenge wrought is fated writ in light. But on lust's grave the shrunken sext must rest, as hallowed verse is drying fact's birthright. "You leap before you look, and so you fall, and falling is the surest flight of all."
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dodo1090
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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Hey girl are you an aquarium?

Cause I'm not old enough to responsibly be inside you yet, but I sure want some tuna right now.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nickyobro
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 03
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What's the difference between you and Facebook?

You don't have all my information yet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SkeletonOfPuns
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 04
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What are some mild sexual things to say?

Me and this chick, our conversation has been boring so I figured I need to say something provocative but not in a too direct way. What makes this girl boring to talk to is that she would always say, "I'm too tired. I need sleep" So yesterday I playfully said "Aren't you asleep yet" And then I said **"Can I sleep next to you?"**. That got a great reaction from her because it created somewhat sexual vibe but not in a rude way. So my question here is, **are there any mild sexual invites that you think it would trigger sexual fantasy** like what I mentioned in bold above? Just thought knowing those as many as possible would be good
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bsbnsc
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 23
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You know, you are a paradox:

You are so thin and smart, yet you pull me towards yourself like a dense black hole.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/AetherScience
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 03
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The best pickup line I've ever used

I was talking with a girl and she said how she was disappointed in me because I didn't study for a test, and I said "speaking of ways I can disappoint you, do you want to date?" and I don't know HOW that didn't work. Also, around a month later she and I were packing up and leaving class and I said "I think you dropped something" and she said "what?" and I said "your standards. Are they low enough yet that you want to date?"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Blenjamin
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 13
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Just thought this one up.

Your pants are like your family portraits I'm not in them yet but I would like to be.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Wllmdish
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 30
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They told me God was in heaven

Yet here you are without an old bearded man in sight
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Inventorwill02
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 10
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Damn girl I dont mean to be Frank...

But the best is yet to cum.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nycarlo718
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 29
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I would say you're beautiful

But beauty is on the inside and I haven't been inside you yet
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JayBthirty4
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 16
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If The Other Person Likes To Fish- Hereโ€™s A Few For You.

Youโ€™re reely beautiful. Will you take the bait and go on a date? Nice bass baby. Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should i float by again. You donโ€™t even have a fishing pole, yet Iโ€™m hooked on you. I got my walleye on you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/VengefulVendetta
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 04
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Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/G0PACKGO
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 18
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One I thought up for Christmas

Hey girl, what you doin? Girl: Nuthin, you? Oh, I was just ringin the bells on my Christmas tree, just wanted to check if you got your wings yet.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Scone_Zone
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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