Truck Pick up lines

The best Truck pick up lines

My love for you is like a truck, berserker!

Would you like some making fuck, berserker!
👤︎ u/heyheynoneedtoshare
📅︎ Dec 27
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What are you doing with that dump truck?

If you’re picking up trash then you better come back and pick up me
👤︎ u/that_guy_you_know-26
📅︎ Nov 14
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Do you have life insurance?

Because you walk around with that dump truck all day.
👤︎ u/Ixaruz
📅︎ Feb 18
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is that trash behind you

cuz I see that dump truck -my friend eddy
👤︎ u/RWBarnas
📅︎ Jan 21
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hey girl are you a truck

because i want to put my load in u
👤︎ u/jakertanker
📅︎ May 03
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Wanna know why I drive a dodge truck

So I can ram the daughter and dodge the father
👤︎ u/redneckrobit
📅︎ Apr 20
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Are you a four-wheels girl?

Because im At-Truck-Ted to you P.S this is my first time making a Joke i know its cringey But bear with me
👤︎ u/Complex_Syndrome
📅︎ Jan 21
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I have candies in that truck.

(for best results use at kids)
👤︎ u/roblox_player69420
📅︎ Apr 10
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Works 100% of the time on a girl with a big butt (1/1 is 100% mkay)

I wanted to take you to the movies but... Her: but what? They don’t let you bring a dump truck into a movie theater Optional: add so how about we get dinner instead?
👤︎ u/Choohie_Thief
📅︎ Dec 20
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You got a truck with flashing lights and flags?

Because I've got an oversized load coming for you
👤︎ u/thebigJLT3546
📅︎ Sep 09
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Excuse me, do you know what time it is?

Get in the truck
👤︎ u/lm_someone
📅︎ Apr 12
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Did you hear that Ford has decided to make their trucks out of Cheddar?

We will finally have a quality cheesy pick-up line.
👤︎ u/Choatez
📅︎ Jan 09
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Damn girl are you a Pixar mom?

Cause you got an absolute dump truck
👤︎ u/Deeznutsoffical
📅︎ May 06
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Can we do something about this /u/javedjarwar19 guy?

At first I thought it was a joke, but this guy (or robot) /u/javedjarwar19 just keeps posting his trucks for rent in Dubai. Mods, can we ban this guy or something? Hate to be a bother, but it's rather annoying.
👤︎ u/Mindstorm89
📅︎ Nov 21
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