Waiting Pick up lines

The best Waiting pick up lines

There are 7.8 billion smiles on earth

And I'm still waiting for yours
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/DubstepAndTrap
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 06
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The only thing harder than waiting on God...

Is ma dick ayyyy wassup baby
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SalmonellaMaki
šŸ“…ļøŽ Oct 15
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I think you are the year 2021

Cause you are the one I was waiting for!
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/pogba-akshay
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 02
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Hey girl are you a McRib?

Because I've been waiting all year to take you out and sloppily gobble the shit out of you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/darling_23
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 10
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Hey girl do you like watching the sunset?

Cause you waiting for the sun to set so you can rise?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/kkyorakuu
šŸ“…ļøŽ Sep 20
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/petergriffinfricken
šŸ“…ļøŽ May 09
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Hey girl, you wanna go out in public with me some time?

Because I'd love showing off to the entire world that you're with me. We can go anywhere you want to go. I'll buy dinner and pay for our movie tickets too. Genuinely no expectation for sex because just knowing you want to spend time with me would get me off. We can get ice creams and lick each other's flavors. Like in super slow motion. If you choke on something I'm going to do everything in my power to keep you alive because when we do have sexual intercourse it will only be with your not dead body. Every time I see you my heart does multiple somersaults inside and I wish you could somehow feel that feeling it gives me so you'd have some idea of how fully head over heels I am for you and that luscious body you're packing into that outfit of yours. When we do make sweet love to each other's bodies you will always finish first. In fact if you don't bust a lady nut I won't be busting a jizz nut either. If you send me nudes not only will I never share them with anybody else ever I will also make sure and keep them inside encrypted folders on external drives that I keep in my 6 foot fire proof safe. Any time I use them to pleasure my weiner dong I'll make sure to put the nudes back into the safe immediately. Before I even clean up the mess you made me make because I was thinking about you and you got me so horny I couldn't even properly prepare ahead of time and get the paper towels ready so I just launched the baby batter right into my belly button. And when our date is over I'm going to be waiting by my phone anxiously awaiting your next texts to find out when I can set eyes on you again. What really confuses me is how I survived all my life without you because now that I know you girl, I can't live another moment without you in my life. Ok so, pick you up around 5?
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/muckrak3r
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 20
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This is risky but amazing

are you a pirate? cuz I've got seamen waiting for you
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/tako_19
šŸ“…ļøŽ Feb 16
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Hey girl are you a toaster

cause iā€™m just sitting here waiting for your bread
šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/SmilingFlameYT
šŸ“…ļøŽ Jan 31
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