Quarantine Pick up lines

The best Quarantine pick up lines

Hey, did you quarantine yourself?

Because your smile is so infectious.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwaway2828shd
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 20
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You can’t spell β€œquarantine” without

U R A Q T ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/k455i
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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I thought I had all the snacks I needed for quarantine

, but looks like I missed one πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/subtleshooter
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 22
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Roses are red, days in quarantine just go by...

Poetry's hard but so am I
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19
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If you rearrange the letters in coronavirus you get carnivorous

which makes sense because I wanna spend 14 days in quarantine eating you out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thaijahn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 08
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I've run out of quarantine snacks,

Are you available?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 03
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Hey I think we need to go into quarantine together

Because your smile is contagious
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elmonsfw
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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Roses are red, quarantine's been shitty

When this is all over, can I please touch your titties
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FanOfFood
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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Roses are red, sour is the lime

Quarantine sucks so do my pickup line But still would you like to go out sometime.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DumbA5h
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 16
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I’m out of quarantine snacks. Are you available?

Get it? Cause you’re a snack.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/eliza438
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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Hey girl, are you quarantine?

Bcs I feel obligated to stay inside you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kutayoncuyilmaz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 03
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If I am quarantined..

Will you be my disease? I don't wanna be coronalone
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SydneyMClarke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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Will you be my Quarantine?

COVID19 pick-up line
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KamleshMithbavkar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 16
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My gym is closed because of the quarantine...

Can I work you out instead? - Day 118
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 03
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Rose are red quarantine is shitty ( italian lovers only)

La sola cosa che mi fa contento sono le tue tette al vento. ( FREE translation of: the only thing thatbmakes me happy is a pic of your titty.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/claudioSMRun
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 24
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Did you know that Quarantine can't be spelt without

U R A Q T.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aligarh_helpline
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 12
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You can’t spell Quarantine without

U, R, A, Q, T
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheyCopiedMyJetta
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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When quarantine is finished I'd like to see you in some sort of fashion...

Lingerie preferably
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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you can't spell quarantine like that!

you are missing the letters U-R-A-Q-T
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/123Donutt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Roses are red, People are in quarantine,

I know its late But, Will you be my valentine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/deadmemeresurrected
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 07
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are you out of things to do this quarantine?

because you could always do me
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cookie_w
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 20
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Roses are red, quarantine life is too cosy...

We would both be happier if you let me play with your pussy - Day 104
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 19
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What do quarantine and cuddle share in common?

U.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/VeganEboyAss
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 31
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Roses are red, I don’t give a fuck about this quarantine...

All I want is you to be mine - Day 86
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 01
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Girl, you can’t spell quarantine...

...without U-R-A-Q-T
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Papa_Rot-C
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Roses are red, Corona's the flu...

I'm quarantined at home, would rather be with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 12
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Damn girl, are your legs essential services?

Cause I'd like them to remain open this whole quarantine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 29
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Damn, this COVID-19 stuff sure does suck...

but you can't spell quarantine without u, r, a, q, t
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/notlqke
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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Roses are red, Corona's the flu

Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hairy1sausage
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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Roses are red, my balls are blue...

I'd say fuck the quarantine, but I'd rather fuck you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 25
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Roses are red, corona’s the flu

Can I quarantine deez nuts inside of you?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JoeDaPenguu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Roses are red, violets are blue

If coronavirus doesn’t get me, will you? (After quarantine is over)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/allout_atl
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 14
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Roses are red, they are white too...

Quarantine's fucking my mind, cause I'm missing you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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Here's one for the Corona Virus

Hey are you America during the quarantine, cause I can't seem to stay 6 feet apart
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Gaming_Engineer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 03
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Do you know the best part of being infected by Coronavirus?

I got to stay next to you in Quarantine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 18
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Corona’s the flu, Dora says si,

Will you quarantine your nuts inside me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/retroxmoonnee
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Are you a Chinese from Wuhan?

Because I want to quarantine you inside my heart ❀️
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RID_MAN
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 31
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below πŸ‘‡ what answers came up Peace 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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Roses are red, my balls are blue

Welcome to my quarantine bæ que
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/willhvarney
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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Roses are red, corona is a flu

let’s quarantine and chill, and let me cum inside of you πŸ‘‰πŸΎπŸ‘ˆπŸΎπŸ₯Ί
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/subaz08
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Want you more than toilet-paper

Roses are red Introverts would like the quarantine Hey honey Be my valentine? (Please tell me the pronunciation is "kwaren-tyn")
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/YOU_TUBE_PERSON
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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Its kinda dirty... But whatever

My dick wants to quarantine inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/itsmeAliiii
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 17
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Doctors are recommending you stay inside.

Lucky for us, you can't spell quarantine without U and I.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Beware-of-Moose
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 13
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Roses Are Red, Violets are blue

I’d rather quarantine myself with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LaenRL
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 30
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People are terrified, nothing seems fine.

I worry about you, how's your quarantine?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hopelessTed
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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WANT TO STOP FEELING BAD ABOUT YOURSELF? FEELING NERVOUS OR ANXIOUS?

Probably right now you might be in a place you do not like, and you are using escapism actions to face that. For some it will be playing video games, watching porn, eating junk food…you better than anyone know what you are doing to escape certain feelings. The question is: What are you using as an escape to avoid feeling bad about yourself? To break that pattern is not easy there are no magic pills, it is a constant work in progress. First, start thinking more about your goals. Create clear reasons to do all of them. Pitch your perfect life, pitch the perfect version of yourself, the one where you are good enough, ready for everything. Then start asking yourself what's the difference between the person you are right now and the person you want to be. What are you lacking? What goals should you accomplish in order to be that person and start writing them down. Have measurable goals so you can check on your progress. Then ask yourself from the person I am today how can I get to that person I imagine? What skills do I need to get? At the same time start by getting to know yourself better. Bring your pains into your awareness. Why do I feel this in this moment? Go deeper. What is triggering me to feel in a certain state? Why do I feel this way? Ask yourself several times this question why, why and why? Identify the moments you react disproportionality to the situation like feeling anxious to approach and other stress states. Check what triggers you. Identify the sensation and the thought that is coming up and then ask what the other situations were where you had this kind of sensations. What was the previous time that you felt that? And before that time when did you feel that? Until you find when was the first time you felt the exact fear that you are feeling right now. Try to meditate everyday: Think about what are you escaping. Think about the sensation that you feel, when you feel bad. When was the previous time that you were feeling this too? Breath into the sensations that are provoking your escapism. Accept them and let them go. You need to do this every day and have no expectations of when this will work and make the feeling go away. There are only benefits from doing it. Then use the following breathing exercise when you are feeling this: 6 seconds breathe in, 3 seconds hold, 6 seconds exhale doing β€œshhh” sound and letting go of the feeling, 3 seconds hold and again. Hope this is helpful for you to apply during this quarantine times Peace out 😘
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 13
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Never had the courage to ask you out on Valentine's...

So, Will you be my quarantine partner for Corona time? - Day 78
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 24
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Looks like you have Corona!

I have a small quarantine at my place, wanna join?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Harounical
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 16
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