Erect Pick up lines

The best Erect pick up lines

Hey, do you know the difference between a ferrari and an erection?

I don't have a ferrari.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Samir0927
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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whats the difference of an erection and a ferrari

i dont have a ferrari
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FazeJherssy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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Have you thought about storming the capital?

Because you're inciting an erection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Edward768
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 23
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[/r/pickuplines] What's The Difference Between A Ferrari And An Erection?

I Don't Have A Ferrari!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/violator187
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 18
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Roses are red, you are who I select

And when I look at you, my penile member gets increasingly erect
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShoulderFluid
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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For this weeks use only

Damn girl, I still don’t know who’s gonna win this election but I know who just won my erection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Western_Tone_1002
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 06
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Are you a Brazilian Wandering Spider?

Cause when you bite you give me an uncontrollable erection for hours till I die.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AwesomeToucan2
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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What's the difference between a Ferrari and an erection?

I don't have a Ferrari.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hhgriso120
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16
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Damn girl are you a meatball sandwich bc your balls are HUGE!

GIRLS LOVE THIS LINE! This shows them what kind of person you are, and commenting on her balls as a compliment will no doubt lighten her day as well as well as giving her an erection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/readandyype
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 11
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Hey girl, are you an angel?

Cause I have an erection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SirGoaty
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 04
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Are you Dell Conagher?

Because you're erecting my dispencer
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CannFarmre
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18
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Are you a bite from a Banana Spider

Because you give me an extremely painful erection
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Skills123Guy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 19
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I may not be the Messiah...

But you’re giving me a res-erection ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheLoneSperm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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Girl, are you a Russian agent?

Because you can interfere with my erection.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blairisblood
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 07
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Hey baby, are you a medical professional?

Because I've had an erection for over four hours and I was told to contact you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HasSomeSelfEsteem
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 07
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Are you a construction worker?

Cause your erecting my monument
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/awesomelord-5
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 07
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