Ranch Pick up lines

The best Ranch pick up lines

Hey boy, are you working in a ranch?

Cuz thats how you pick up chicks.

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👤︎ u/SlyDreamersNightmare

📅︎ Nov 24

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are you ranch dressing?

because i wanna stick my carrot into your hidden vally

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👤︎ u/valkerei

📅︎ May 08

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If life was a pony ranch...

I would want to ride you

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👤︎ u/FishayyMtg

📅︎ Oct 20

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