Doesn't Pick up lines

The best Doesn't pick up lines

The Clothes Store doesn't let me Try them on,

Can I try you on instead?
📅︎ Aug 20
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If covid doesn't fuck you

maybe i could
👤︎ u/caleb-wylx
📅︎ May 27
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Hey if corona doesn't take you out

I got a gun
📅︎ May 14
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If Corona doesn't take you out

Can I? 😆
👤︎ u/thrivehi5
📅︎ Mar 21
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If the corona virus doesn't take you out...

Can I?
👤︎ u/jamesbun5
📅︎ Mar 13
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If the coronavirus doesn't take you out....

Can I?
👤︎ u/sidk25
📅︎ Mar 16
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People say the perfect girl doesn't exist...

But I'm staring right at her!
📅︎ Jul 17
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Hey girl, do u have a lighter? Doesn't matter, u already turn me on

Den u get sum
📅︎ Mar 30
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Something is wrong with my phone...

It doesn't have your number in it
📅︎ Jan 21
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Are you a sea lion? Because I could sea you lion in my bed tonight

(for anyone who doesn't get it: see you laying*)
📅︎ Dec 03
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Something is wrong with my phone

It doesn't have your number in it
👤︎ u/iking_con
📅︎ Nov 27
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I may be failing basic math

but I know that you being this cute doesn't add up
📅︎ Jun 28
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Google maps is so unreliable

It doesn't show you as a good place to eat
👤︎ u/whope71803
📅︎ Jun 28
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skinny dipping or regular

\- do you swim? if yes: skinny dipping or regular if skinny dipping: ... if regular: ... if she doesn't swim: .... so can you help me fill the dots?
📅︎ Sep 17
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I think there's something wrong with my cell phone?

It doesn't have your number in it.
👤︎ u/Snoo_108
📅︎ Sep 17
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Well the best things in life are free...

Use this line if you find out a girl doesn't like being spoiled
📅︎ Sep 10
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I might've failed basic maths

But you being this cute doesn't add up
👤︎ u/daqwails
📅︎ Mar 20
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Another one for when he/she has a partner

Just because there's a goalie doesn't mean you can't score
👤︎ u/yartonator
📅︎ Apr 27
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Oh you have a boyfriend? I have a pet cactus.

"why did you tell me that?" I was thought we were talking about shit that doesn't matter
👤︎ u/tanaman88
📅︎ Mar 16
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Well, this is interesting

Me: There are 20 letters in the alphabet. Her: How so? Me: I'm saving U R A Q T for you. Her: Doesn't that make it 21 letters left? Me: I'm also saving the D for you.
👤︎ u/funnyape
📅︎ Feb 22
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Roses are red violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

I think i have to write her so this doesn't get taken down
📅︎ Aug 28
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There is something wrong with my phone....

It doesn't have your number in it.
👤︎ u/Shub_007
📅︎ Sep 25
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iTunes made a big mistake

It doesn't have you listed as the hottest single
👤︎ u/Donsburt
📅︎ Aug 17
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Hey I am a gennie. I know a place.

The Light doesn't come under my lamp.
📅︎ Apr 03
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Did you hear about the bike from hell?

No? Well that doesn't surprise me. People that have seen the bike don't get to talk to angels like you.
👤︎ u/Ridersof91
📅︎ Oct 05
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What do I say after hello?

I was told that the best pick up line in a simple "hello", but if it were that simple this sub would not exist. My guess is that "hello" is the most advanced pick up line ever, and that it's so hard r/pickuplines was turned into a place where people ask for the easy stuff that doesn't work because they couldn't master the "hello". Teach me how to master the "hello". I don't want to be a normie anymore! What do I say after hello? Tldr - What do I say after hello?
📅︎ Jul 01
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Ever wanted to hit on a cute girl at the register of a store, but don't have time because you'd hold up the line? Try this.

This isn't a pickup line per se, but I've always found this situation to be frustrating. She's super hot, but you can't chat her up during your transaction-- it doesn't take long enough, and you can't just stand there holding up the people behind you. So here's what I do (and it's worked a couple times). What you'll need: A pen, a post-it note, and a little bit of stealth What you do: Walk into the store, ID the girl you want to talk to. As soon as you walk in, make sure she can't see you put the pen on the counter-- a good way to do this is to do it as you bend down to tie your shoes (leave one shoe untied to make it more convincing). When you're checking out, put your items on the counter and put your post-it note to the side (maybe take it out of your pocket as if you're looking for your money/wallet/card and just want to discard it for a second). This is where the pen from the beginning comes in. Ask her "Hey, can I borrow that pen?" She'll assume it's the store's, and she'll say sure. While she's ringing you up, write your name and number on the post-it note. Take your items and your change, and then give her this: "Oh, here's your pen back... thanks. And here's my phone number. Call me." And then calmly walk out of the door with a smile on your face. MAKE SURE YOU SMILE. Add a wink if you're feeling particularly confident. It also helps if you can at least make small talk during the process-- try to make her laugh or smile. Like I said, this has worked for me at least twice, and one time it didn't work, the girl still said it was "cute." Just thought I'd share a solution to a problem I hate. Didn't really know where else to put it. This is gonna get downvoted straight to the eighth circle of Hell, isn't it? :-(
👤︎ u/RayAP19
📅︎ Nov 25
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Are you a piece of sheet music?

Because you're looking pretty sharp. (hope this doesn't fall flat)
📅︎ Mar 08
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Top 3 Ways to Leverage Sexual Attraction Building In Daygame

Too many people focus on attraction building and not sexual attraction building. Then they complain about flakes. You're a man, she's a woman, communicate your intention directly and if she doesn't reciprocate then just move on to the next one who does.
👤︎ u/thedaygame
📅︎ Jan 25
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