Worth Pick up lines

The best Worth pick up lines

If your phone number was your net worth

How much would it be?
👤︎ u/T_eefus
📅︎ Jan 01
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Roses are red, I can show you your true worth

You’re like the Snapple slogan: “Made from the best stuff on Earth!”
👤︎ u/thebcruz
📅︎ Dec 30
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You know what the diffrence is between you and GME stock? (Works on anyone)

Reddit thinks you're both worth loads, but I was smart only to invest in you.
👤︎ u/balonlon
📅︎ Jan 29
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Your name is worth 7 points in scrabble.

Which suprised me because you're definetly a 10.
👤︎ u/PingusDeathMachine
📅︎ Aug 14
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So... You wanna put our minecraft beds together and hold hands?

If they say no because they don't get it they ain't worth your time lol
👤︎ u/B4ggedMilk
📅︎ Oct 18
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You're sexy, you're fine...

I'm not a 10 but lemme prove my worth, gimme a chance to make you mine
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jun 01
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Wood you? Im stumped!

Her: I broke my leg and need help. Can you help me do my house work and get some groceries? I will make it worth your while and go down on you! Id say have sex but im not sure how to do th at with a broken leg, maybe ou could help figure it out, any idea? Me: oh yeah one time i had sex with a girl with a wooden leg! Ok honestly it was only wooden from the knee up to the waist, but the rest of it was real! Her: The rest of her leg was real? Me: No the rest of her body was real! How wood the rest of her leg be real? Her: wait, How?
👤︎ u/guilty1469
📅︎ Jul 28
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hey girl did you fall from the vending machine?

cause you lookin like a snack worth about 50 cents less than what im paying
👤︎ u/Anxious_Masochist_
📅︎ Nov 25
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If I had to buy you a lifetime supply of makeup

I'd choose L'Oreal, because you're worth it!
👤︎ u/resu_suomynonA
📅︎ Oct 06
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[PSA] Stop posting on r/Godtierpickuplines

The mods there manipulate stickying posts to get more upvotes on their own god-tier pickup lines. They're a bunch of douchebags for doing that and their sub is not worth your time. Also, by extension, please stop tagging it here.
👤︎ u/MisterSheeple
📅︎ Jul 07
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There are only 24 letters in my alphabet...

"All I'm missing is 'U'!" If they don't correct you and say that that only makes 25 letters, they aren't worth your time, give up. If they do notice... "Don't worry, you'll get the 'D' later"
👤︎ u/yourmotheraplover
📅︎ Jul 02
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Are you a recyclable?

Because you look used but still worth something
👤︎ u/handle_of_orloff
📅︎ Sep 05
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Are you a warm door handle in a burning building?

Because I'm nervous about going in, but it's worth it for a child.
👤︎ u/LarrySassol
📅︎ Dec 02
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Line for a guy named Kyle

Kyle you are worth a while? Help me out guys.. this is the best I've got.
👤︎ u/surene-etoile
📅︎ Sep 04
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