Aren't Pick up lines

The best Aren't pick up lines

Why aren't u inside a gift box?

I wished you as my Christmas present
👤︎ u/smlov
📅︎ Dec 24
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Hey aren't you the girl from that one book?!

Girl "what book?" Guy "The dictionary right underneath perfect!"
📅︎ Dec 10
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Things aren't so pretty

And things aren't so fine, but ill be alright, with you by my side
👤︎ u/Albino907
📅︎ Nov 23
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Roses are red, Violets aren't blue...

But damn look at you!
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Oct 03
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Roses are red, violets aren't pink

Whats your Onlyfans link?
👤︎ u/ralfyetti
📅︎ Aug 17
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Just removed a bunch of followers who aren't my children

So, if you get this dm, I'm your daddy!
📅︎ Aug 19
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Rose's are red, violets aren't blue,

THEY PURPLE BITCH, I wanna fuck you.
📅︎ Feb 14
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Roses aren't red, and violets aren't either

I'm going to chop you up and put you in a freezer
📅︎ Jan 26
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My dreams aren't lucid

But I can clearly see us together in the future. :)
👤︎ u/Klozen
📅︎ Mar 24
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Damn girl, aren't you hot in that sweater

It wasn't a question.
📅︎ Jan 27
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Aren't you hot in that sweater?

Her: no, not really Me: oh....because I think you are!
📅︎ Mar 10
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Aren't you a meat mincer?

Because I would like to put my penis into you and turn you on...
👤︎ u/Jogys
📅︎ Sep 30
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Whenever I see you, I feel calm and less stressed

Buddhist Monks say that if you meet someone,and your heart pounds and knees become weak and your hand shakes, they aren't the one When you meet your soulmate, you'll feel calm with no anxiety or agitation whatsoever
📅︎ Jan 18
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There are plenty of fish in the sea

But if you aren't a fish, I don't wanna go fishing.
📅︎ Dec 17
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It sucks all the good pickup lines are taken,

but you aren't and I'm definitely down to change that.
📅︎ Jan 29
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Fuck me if I'm wrong but

most of the comments on here aren't just a bunch of fucking "Nice", right?
📅︎ Jun 26
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Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.
👤︎ u/celloninja7
📅︎ Apr 08
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Are you a 0% APR loan?

Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest
👤︎ u/jamesbun5
📅︎ Mar 06
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Im gonna complain spotify

That you aren't listed in the hottest singles of this week
👤︎ u/fmlolika
📅︎ Dec 16
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Are you doing any fireworks tonight? (4th of July special)

Whatever they answer. If they answer no your response is "I know why you aren't because I already see them in your eyes" If they answer yes = "well don't go overboard "I already see them in your eyes "
👤︎ u/Chewbaccajr
📅︎ Jul 05
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What are some mild sexual things to say?

Me and this chick, our conversation has been boring so I figured I need to say something provocative but not in a too direct way. What makes this girl boring to talk to is that she would always say, "I'm too tired. I need sleep" So yesterday I playfully said "Aren't you asleep yet" And then I said **"Can I sleep next to you?"**. That got a great reaction from her because it created somewhat sexual vibe but not in a rude way. So my question here is, **are there any mild sexual invites that you think it would trigger sexual fantasy** like what I mentioned in bold above? Just thought knowing those as many as possible would be good
👤︎ u/bsbnsc
📅︎ May 23
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Is stealing a crime,?

Yes? Then why aren't you in prison for stealing my heart
📅︎ Jul 18
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There are only 24 letters in my alphabet...

"All I'm missing is 'U'!" If they don't correct you and say that that only makes 25 letters, they aren't worth your time, give up. If they do notice... "Don't worry, you'll get the 'D' later"
📅︎ Jul 02
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Hi, you remind me of the first time I tryed sodomy.

Cause we aren't properly introduced.
📅︎ Jul 02
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Girl you remind me of the 20 letters of the alphabet

Girl: aren't there 26 letters Boy:How could i forget the, u r a q t Girl: that's still 25 Boy: silly me, you can get the D later
👤︎ u/smashm21
📅︎ Mar 25
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You've heard f Chaos Theory?

Strange attractors? I refuse to believe that you aren't familiar with the concept of attraction.
👤︎ u/fa325
📅︎ Feb 13
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Recently lost 25 pounds had the confidence and dropped a line the other day.

I was checking out at a grocery store, there was a nice look lady in front of me seemed to be my age and the cashier didn't see her cart she asked if we were together, (she didn't see the little separator stick) I replied "We aren't yet", got a laugh and a number !!! BOOYAH!
📅︎ Aug 18
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Pick up lines for brown eyes?

I didn't want to have to post this, but I've done a decent bit of searching andcouldn't find any. I guess there aren't many brown things people would want to be compared to.
📅︎ Sep 27
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Girl are you a straight A student?

Well thank god you aren't gay, because I hope I'm the first one to give you the D.
👤︎ u/lulkappa
📅︎ Oct 30
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