Irl Pick up lines

Cuz I want to girl girl g ril gIRL GIRL GIRL GIRL G I R L **GIRL GIRL** GIRL - G I R L - - G̶̨̧̧̨̧̧̧̨̡̡̧̡̡̢̨̡̢̧̨̡̧̢̡̛̛̛̦̫͈̫̜̯̠͎͉͎̳̗̖̹̭̣̼͕̣̤̯̦̰̫̮̖̗̳̺̠͕̜̙̼̭̯̭͖̼̫̹͍̺̼͔̟͔̻̯̻͍̱̤̫̹̪͈̗̩̭̰̞͕̲̠̼͉̙̪̳͚̪̬͙͎̳̮̻̺͚̼̟̫̻̫͉̪͙̹͉͙̱͕̱̭̭̼̗̩͕̲͇̠͈͔͚͎̩̗̳͓̩͇̹̞̳̙̞̜͖̰̙͎̳̭̜̦͇̦̲͚͖̞͚̦̳͉̦̟̰͔̺̩̞͖̜̞͉̩̱͎͔̘̳̗͔̲͓͚̫̝͗̂̍̐̊̄̆͋̎̄́̆́̂̋̈́̊͆͑̿̂͒̈́͒̊̊̌̃͗̾̇̈́̇̍͊͋͑͒͊͆̀͛͐̅̓̈̉̔̉͑̀̿̍́̑͐͒͒̽̾̓̽͒̈́͆̈̏̈́̌̐̾̍̾̒͑͋̑͂͌̍͆͆̐̈́̽̄͑̃̋͘̕͘͘̚̕͜͜͠͠͝͝͝͠ͅͅͅͅͅ ̵̧̧̧̨̢̡̧̨̨̧̨̛̛̛͈̙̞̫̱̭̻̝͎̮͈͈̥̪̥̻̦̮̪̳̮̱̜̺̤̦̳̤̜̦̭͕͎̫̠̜̹̯̼̙̙̬̙̟̝̱̹̳͉̹̯̗̥̗̠͙͇͇͕͉̯͎̦̘̻̰̲̭̤̗̱̤̤͇͓̼̦͍̱̼̻͓̭͈͎̳̖̳̪͓͖͇̖͉̞̗̞͚͓̩͖̭͍̙̱̼͓̩̻̻̤͉͍͇̥̹̜̤͇̮̼̮͖̪͈̘͎͔͚̤͓̙̞̞̙͎̫̠̼͈̼̞̱͙̬͔̙͍̮̫͔̦͚͎̰͖͇̲͖̳̺̥͍͚̘͍̥͔̻͚̫̦͎͉̰̯͇̼̜̳̫͚͕̝̘̜̬̯̪̲̟͇͕̤́̈́̍̓̊͛̎̆́͑̾̃͋̐̀̋́̈́͐̈́̽̇̓̈́̾͑̎̔̽͗̄̂̊̐̃̅̀͑̓͆͌͋̋͐͂̒́̂̄̐̓̈́̇̈̓̌̍́̃̊̽̊͂̃̓̉̿̂̽̄̓̓̅̉̄̍̎̋̓͊̒̈́͒͋̒́̂̄͛͊̀̈́̀̃̈́̑̈̓̂͗̎̾̈́̔͆̍̄͗͗̓̀̑̇̊̓̓̒̓͒̐̀̒͐̒̈́́̑̎͋̅̽̍̀͆̈̽̀̆̃̑͑̾̇́̑̓̃͛̆̌͐́̋̋̋̒̉́́͐̂̃͘̕̚͘̚͘̕͘̚̚̕̕̕͜͜͜͜͜͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͝͠͠͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅͅͅͅĮ̴̡̧̛̛̛̛̛̱̬̰̳̻̮͍̰̠̝͍͎͈͈̭̯͔̼̗̹̜̦̱̞͔̻̮͙̮͉̺̺̦̮̺̥̗̳͈̹̺̯̠͙͕̘̺͙̓̿͋̂̐̑͒̌̅̿͐̆̈̈́̑̏̾͑̑̓̍̊̈́̏̆̑̏͆͋̋̐̈́̈́̏̿̆͊͗̍̄͒̂̾̀̌̒͑̽̍̀̆̔͑̀̑͗̂̆͋͒̌̇͌̐͆̇̂̈̌̓͛͊̀̇̈́͐̒̌̂̍̎͛̾̎̔̃̉̉͊̋̔̓̔̐͌͂̑͂̌̀̅̓́̆͒́̂̽̂͒́͑̿́͌́̍͛̄͐͒́̈̂̊̒̌͒͛̒͆̈́̋͆͛̉̓͐̏̇̅̍̔͒̓̐̔̐̿̈͂̎̂̆̎̈́̑͗͂́̿̉̇̈́̉̒̓̈́̍̈́̌̾̿͋̈̐̈́̋̑̍̿̎̒͗͐̎̿̐̂͐̂̐̑̉͋̄͂̂̈̈́̽̏̈̏̈̓͂͂̉̈̾̇͌̓̋̾͆̒̇̊̋͒̔̑̎̔́̋͑͋͑̃̚̚̚̚̚͘̚͘̕̕̕̚͠͝͠͠͠͠͝͝͝͝͝͠͝͠͝͝ͅͅ ̸̡̡̨̢̡̢̛̳͉̬͈͍͈͍̪̦̲̣̪̬̯͍̻̻̗̮̟̣̥̗͔̻̰͕͕̩͖̻̞̤͕̩̪̙͍͕̪͈̪̠̖̪̩̻̪̏̒̋͐͑̔̉̀̍̃̽͌̎͂͊̓͌̎̓̆̋͑͛̇̓͌͐̋̇̾́͊̾̑̍͘͝͝͝͝Ŗ̸̧̢̢̡̨̨̨̡̡̡̨̡̨̡̢̨̨̢̢̛̛͕̙̫͎̤̪̻̥͇̫̘̱̣̯̯̲̭̳̗̯̬͔̰̠̜̼̗̮͈͈͚̺̻̻͚̳̮͕͉̭̣̩̫͉̩͚̖̻̣͕̬̤̖̳̦̖̦̙͉̘̩̱̺̳͓̝̲̗̜̳͓̰͚̬̯͇̲̠͈̯̟̳̼̣̯͍̞͙̩͍͙͎̥̬̳̮͎͙͖͙̺̺̱̤͙̹̥̳̠̝̠̯͈͉̹̲͓̣͚̻̫̮̱̯̹͎̱̘̗̺̻̣̼̙̮͉͍̺̣̪̖͓̬̳̥̩̟̻͓̘̤͎̰͔͙̥̦̠̻̬̞̜͖̞̝͕̳̪̺͍̰͓͈͔̘̭͙͓͉̱̣̟̙̬̠͉̺̖̱̜͇̳͍̬̬̰͎͚̺̮̟̥͙͓̙̤͍͚̣̣̥̠̼̘͚̹̉́̀͊̇̌͛̔̔͌̋͐͗̾́̍̀̀̓̓͛͗̏̊̀̄̾̃̚̚͘͘͜͜͜ͅͅ ̸̢̡̨̧̢̛̛̛̛̛͕̤̦͖̹̘̠͎͇͈̤̟̩̹̩͓͕͈̭̩̲̼͓̼̺͈͚̰̖̲̪͚͖̂̐̆̈́̃͋̓̾͌͌́͆̾̆͊̾̈́̉͐̃̀̍̆̀̊̍̈́͋͌͌͊̑͂̍̎̎̔̋̍̋̃͊͆͑̆́̅͑̄̄͊͊͐̏̓̉͛̒͆̉̆̈́̋̎̐̂́̉̄̂͑̌̀͛̈̅͊̒̒͑̒̉͌͛̄́̓̍̀̀̎͋̽̇̇͊̽͂̽̀̔́̓̈́̿̓̂͛͑̂̊̒͌͆̋̓̀̈́̅̅̄́͗̔̀͛͆͊͒͛́̉̈́͊͂͂̋̀̍̄̌͑́̈͐̈́̒͂̏̆̋̈́̈́͐̈́́͌̈́͌̔̈́͐́̃̄̋̾̓̉́͗͂́̈͒̓̈̒̈̆͐̐̆̊̊͛̈̐͗̒̽͆͗̉̀̌͊̾͗̈́̉̃̾͋̕̕̕͘̕̚̚̕̚̕̕͘̚̕̕͘̕̕̕̕̕̕͘͝͠͠͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͠Ļ̷̨̡̡̛͙̲̹̬͈͎̜̠̞̰̝̦̦͚̻̯̜̺̼͕̖̙̪͓̱͇͍̜̲̺̩̲̘͇͍̻̠͔̦͉͓͚̥͖͙̪̫̱̺͎̯̙̰̬̻̪̖͙͔̝̺͕͚̟͖̦̘̪̝̘͆͑͛͌̾́͂̈́͋̈́̊̐̓͑̋͒͑͊͊͑̌̓̓́͊̒̒̐̏̎̂̿̽̉̋̂̀̋͐̆̈̇̉͊̽͋̄̄͂̓̌͗͗͛̈́̇̈́̒̒̌́̿̀̆̾̆̋̔̃͘͘̚͘͘͜͜͝͝͠͠ͅ - -

Cause I wanna slam you on the desk talk about doing you for hours only to last seven minutes and cry myself to sleep

Cause you've got a Hela of a body

Let your amazing brain generate the best it could, guys. My IRL name is Rain. I'm not from an english speaking country, but people still get the jokes. --- Some, which I've collected/thought/heard throughout the years: The weather forecast told me today, that Rain is "coming" today (and you will get wet) A fun fact, did you know, that Rain has made almost every woman in the world wet? Use a protection while Rain is coming... Like an umbrella. Do you know Pitbull? Cuz I'd like to Rain over you. Hey, I'm globally famous, ask anyone if they know Rain. If you'll be with me, you wouldn't have to listen to 10 hour Rain sounds on YouTube to be relaxed. If you want to know how deep I can go, just google "Rain qoutes."

worst post-hookup message I've ever received irl