Responsible Pick up lines

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Response to "Your name must be Earl Grey, because.."

Today on Bumble, a guy used the pickup line- Your name must be Earl Grey, because you're a real Hot-Tea And I was asked if I had any pickup lines too. I said: Were you responsible for Boston tea party? He said: No, little before my time And I finished by saying: Because looking at you, the tea got wet.
👤︎ u/itratjameel
📅︎ Jan 06
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Crop circle ice-breaker:

"You know, I'm the one responsible for those crop circles in England." -- Jerry Seinfeld From Seinfeld season 3, episode 9, "The Nose job"
👤︎ u/rinn10
📅︎ Jul 06
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