Let's Pick up lines

The best Let's pick up lines

Hey, let's play carpenter.

First we'll get hammered and then I'll nail you.
👤︎ u/SanjayKS_
📅︎ Feb 05
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Let's go get Ice Cream

I'll trade you my nuts and whipped cream for your cherry
📅︎ Feb 02
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Let's go on a date themed after the WSB stocks

We can catch a movie at AMC, swing by Gamestop, and then get Naked
📅︎ Jan 31
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Let's get high together

And you can go down on me later
📅︎ Jan 10
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Roses are red, Let's roll the dice

I'll be yours and you'll be mine
👤︎ u/XSlayerZX
📅︎ Oct 05
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Girl, let's move to Jupiter

Because I want things to get heavy.
📅︎ Oct 09
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Roses are red, let's make things all right.

I'm gonna have you for dinner tonight.
👤︎ u/Mitty305
📅︎ Aug 17
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Let's play carpenter.

First we get hammered, then I nail you.
📅︎ Sep 16
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Hey girl, let's play house...

Where you are the door and I'll slam you.
👤︎ u/Mufreezy10
📅︎ Sep 18
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Twinkle twinkle little star

Let's go watch one man one jar
👤︎ u/pomidollo
📅︎ Feb 01
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Dante finished a large pizza in under five minutes

Let's see if i can finish you in four
📅︎ Feb 16
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Let's say I have a structured settlement, but I need cash now.

Who do I call?
📅︎ Jul 27
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The word of the day is 'Legs'.

Let's go back to my place and spread the word.
👤︎ u/akashkarvi
📅︎ Sep 18
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Let's play carpenter...

First we'll get hammered, then I'll nail you
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Jul 25
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I wanna c_ddle and k_ss whats missing?

"U and I" Exactly so let's make things happen
👤︎ u/iking_con
📅︎ Nov 02
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Nice shoes, let's fuck

Always works
👤︎ u/Jepa97
📅︎ May 02
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let's make like a fabric softener...

And snuggle:))
👤︎ u/memer401
📅︎ May 09
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