Living Pick up lines

The best Living pick up lines

Hey girl, are you an assisted living facility?

Because I am gonna end up in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FreakinEnigma
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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I'm sorry but you need to pay your rent.

You've been living in my heart for quite some time now.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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What do you do for a living...

... other than being my dream girl, of course.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Alpha-Sully
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 08
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I'm pretty sure I'm living in a simulation

Because theres no way a girl as perfect as you is real
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sly4578
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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I heard you deliver parcels for a living

Wanna handle my package?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ummsuree
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 07
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Do you make hot dogs for a living? Because you sure do know how to make a wiener stand.

Ok
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BanditNeo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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I found this in a book on Wattpad (not mine)

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Superlockien_127563
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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Hey girl did you die after living a life of sin

Because you’re hot as hell
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KillerCroc124
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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I found this in a book on Wattpad (not mine)

Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Superlockien_127563
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 05
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My dick’s like a ray of sunshine, streaming through the living room door.

you know your cat wants to come over and sit on it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/here4thaboobies
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 09
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Aside from being sexy

what do you do for a living
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CDoge69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 12
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Are you Brendon Urie?

Because you give me high hopes for a living ✨ (My friend came up with this one and I felt the need to post it πŸ˜‚)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bbbroken
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17
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Hey girl it's time to pay rent

You have been living in my heart for far too long.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bigshark2740
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 18
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I was once asked if I had to choose between

Living happy for the rest of my life without find my true love, or find my true love without ever being happy. But the problem is I'll never be happy without you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TreyLastname
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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You owe me a lot of rent

Cuz you've been living in my heart for a long time
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DragonZX09
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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This girl's visiting my country next month. What do I do now?

This girl is living in London. I'm not, not even around England. She'll be visiting my country next month, which is, very near. We met online, never met each other in real life but we've been exchanging messages well over 4 months and now we got closer thanks to my effort. Today she just messaged me in a sense that I'm kind of special to HER. This is exact quote from her "I feel comfortable talking with you in general.", "I only speak this frequently and this regularly with my real college friends". She's feeling comfortable towards me but I don't want all my efforts go into a friendzone. So I'm like, what's next? What do I do now? One time, she asked me about a nice restaurant in my town. Should I slip that into my next conversation like "Hey, I've found this nice tea place that offers English tea cake on the way back home. Do you want to check out this place when you visit here? To see if it's authentic or not (or something) Thing is, her profile on online app still says "I'm not here for looking for dates". But this could be a lie, right? Especially she seems to like me (as a friend as of NOW, of course. Later this will turn into boom-boom pow partner) Are there any advices you guys can give me on this situation?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bsbnsc
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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