Against Pick up lines

The best Against pick up lines

Hey girl, are you the 1848 work of Marx and Engels urging for the uniting of the proletariat to rise against the bourgeoisie?

Cuz I too know how to make people come together πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PlatoicKnight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 04
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How to get laid in 5 esay steps

1 find a girl. 2 get her a drink 3 think of the best pick up line, better than anyone has ever thought of. 4 for repeat what you said in your head. "Are you my pinky toe, cuz your cute, little, and I know I'm gonna smash you against the coffee table laterπŸ₯΄" 5 get laid
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ram-dam-jam-slam
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Are you against energy conservation?

Then why do you turn me on for no reason.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vivshar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 04
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I cant hold a conversation but,

I can hold you against a wall and call you pretty
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kahootmaster1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11
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You’re a work of art.

Let me nail you against a wall.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/4_20mbi3_4
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 19
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Are you a beard trimmer?

Because I wanna have you shaking like crazy while pressed against my mustache
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SkizzyLeBizzy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 26
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Wanna play police officer?

Because I’m willing to handcuff you against a wall
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JbGamez04
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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Are you my pinky toe?

Because I wanna bang you against every piece of furniture in my house.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 22
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Hey girl you know what's similar between you and my mirror?

I'll pin both of you against the wall
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Khukundi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 26
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If I tell you that your body is beautiful

Will you hold it against me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dometic_violins
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 25
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Are you my ps4 controller

Because i wanna throw you against a wall.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/maddestgains
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 06
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Are you a squash ball?

Cause I wanna smash you against the wall all night long
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nanofatty22
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 17
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Hey girl are you one part of an emoticon?

Because we'd both be very happy if I had my D up against your colon
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anchoviesonapizza
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 02
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i would ask you to come to the movies with me...

but they have a rule against bringing in snacks
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bivibavin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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Have you seen this protest against you downtown?

Damn, you're so hot I thought you were the global warming
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_loris
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 12
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I wish you were a poster...πŸ˜”

so I could pin you against a wall πŸ˜‰πŸ˜³
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 04
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Are you a glass of water?

Because I wanna press my lips against you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lemoonpai
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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If you were a painting

I'd hold you up against the wall and nail you to it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one 🀫
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 27
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For my work I penetrate systems can I penetrate yours?

EDIT: This may be too direct, something more appropriate would be "I'm penetrating systems against malicious threats, can I check yours ?"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jg76zj1d
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 07
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You look like a piece if art!

Because I'd nail you against my wall
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/barrocasdiogo
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 01
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Anything you say might and will be used against you in court of law, I'm arresting you

-For what? -For stolen my heart.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HornyPizzaBoy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 06
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If I told you that you had a nice body

Would you hold it against me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kschomer05
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 05
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Are you a lost dog poster?

Because I want to pin you against a pole
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Iron0skull
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 05
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If I told you that you had a beautiful body…

Would you hold it against me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RyRyGuy104
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 31
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Hey girl are you a random bug on a highway ?

Because I wanna smash you up against my car windshield .
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dark_knight59222
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 31
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"Are you the 95 theses?

Because I want to nail you against the door of a church"
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jimmy_John_Joe_Jr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Are you a racquetball...

Cus I wanna smash you against a wall
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/icantmakeaname15
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 21
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You’re just like my pinkie toe...

Small, cute, and I’m gonna bang u up against my coffee table later
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/lol-im-trash
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 17
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Are you the 95 Thesis?

Cause I wanna nail you against a church door
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/IDontGetJokez
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 16
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Demented pick up lines

Give me your nastiest, most offensive pick up lines to use against my friends and you shall receive eternal glory!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/wakizaka
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 12
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If I told you that you have a nice body

Would you hold it against me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Phil-R-Upp
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 28
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If I said you had a nice ass...

would you hold it against me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smalldickfuckboy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 24
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