Pair Pick up lines

The best Pair pick up lines

I’ve got 2 pairs of pink lips,

Which would you like to taste first?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/WeShouldCuddle
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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What’s the difference between you and a pair of glasses?

My glasses would sit a bit higher on my face...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Apprehensivepickle12
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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You know the difference between a pretty girl like yourself and a pair of sunglasses?

Sunglasses sit a little higher on my face
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/vizzlemynizzle69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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Hey baby are you an electron-proton pair?

Because you're attractive ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/NerdForPoetry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 02
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I know we aren’t socks...

But I think we make a great pair.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that-gay-thot1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 20
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If you and I were socks

*we'd make a great pair!*
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/anonymous0876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 15
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Damn girl are you a pair of Jordan’s ?

Because I want to sell you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/throwaway42069365
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 27
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Are you an old pair of jeans?

Coz im trying to get inside you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/triple_scoop97
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 20
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If we were destined to be a fruit....

We would be a good pear (pair)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brilliant-Jack-401
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 17
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Hey do you like my shoes?

Her: yes Me: I mean I have another pair at my house, maybe I can get your phone number and send you a photo of them when I get back Her: oh sure
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pikolo124
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 27
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Evey guy has his own favorite pair of boxers.

If your lucky enough maybe I'll show you mine.:)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/aa89027
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 28
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Hey girl, I didn't know I needed a pair of glasses till I met you

Because with you around, I can see the world more beautifully.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shanwei10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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If I were a recombinant deoxyribonucleic acid I’d be adenine

So I could pair with U.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/catocurr
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 05
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We're not socks. But I think....

we'd make a great pair.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shub_007
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 27
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Ayy girl, are you a pair of congruent triangles?

Because you're giving me a lot of SAS right now.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/sywy1874
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 29
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Damn girl, are you a vertically challenged bipolar?

Because you've got a great pair of personalities at about chest height
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Nomekop777
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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Wow, I didn't know you're an electrician

Coz you just gave me sparks with those pair of beautiful eyes
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shanwei10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 18
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If we dated, you’d be AirPods and I’d be an Android phone.

Girl: What do you mean? Me: We’d definitely be compatible, but everyone who saw us paired together would question why you don’t just upgrade to an iPhone.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/quackf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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Tinder + Bioengineers

(if you know anymore good ones please let me know, this is the only thing getting me through classes) If i had to choose between DNA and RNA I'd choose RNA because it has U in it. I wish I were Adenine so I could be paired with U. If you were a single strand of DNA i'd follow polymerase so I could be your compliment. If you were a strand of DNA I'd be your transcription factor so I could help you unwind. You be GFP and I'll come at you at 395 nm and we'll see how excited we can get. You be graphite and I'll be an electron and move freely through your sheets. If you were a ligand, I'd be your receptir going through up regulation because my affinity for you is increasing. My transcription domains wants to work on your Leucine Zipper. We can be like hydrogen and bond between some Beta Sheets. Like RNA polymerase I've been waiting for you. I hope Rho protein is missing because I don't want this to terminate. Rho protein or not, I'll work like a TATA box to always get you going. Are you a sodium channel? because you get me excited.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mrdrproffpatrick
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 09
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Are you a bird enthusiast?

Because I know a good pair of tits when I see them.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KaneCCFC
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 29
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