Credit Pick up lines

The best Credit pick up lines

Are you my credit card?

Cause you definitely got my interest
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/can_i_automate_that
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09
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Are you my credit score?

Cause you’re a 10
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Shazam8301
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 13
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Hey girl are you my credit score?

Because I just want to get you high and purchase things with you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ImpossibleTheory9
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 30
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Credit to my friend tully who doesnt have reddit.

Ive got a boner to pick with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/BobertTheRhino
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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Are you a credit card ?

β€˜Cause I want to bounce on you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/victormtzag
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 16
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People call me by my name

But you can call me anytime -credits to some video I saw on Instagram
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nirmaezio
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 02
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I'm 007. Fancy a shag?

Credit: Saw this in a YouTube video. Channel named toro productions.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pypluto
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 15
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Are you my credit score?

Because I’d look a lot better if you were high right now
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/almostawake111
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 07
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Hey girl, If you were a president you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.

Credit goes to Garth from Wayne’s world for that one, who has hair in new places.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/bananafishandblow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06
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Hey girl are you credit card debt

Cos I'm already knee deep inside of you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PM-me-tater-tots
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 26
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Are you my credit card?

Because I’m paying you a lot of interest
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/artrandenthi1
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 01
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I may not be a doctor but I diagnose you with a cute smile

Credit to starcat
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xrmsa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 08
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Damn are you a plane?

Cuz you're on my radar \*Credit to my friend u/TheSaucee7
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/hellsimulator
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 18
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Are you my FICO credit score?

'Cuz I want to check you out, but I'm scared.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pictureit17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 08
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Hey girl you like credit cards?

Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Lifesduff
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 26
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All credit given to Pakalu Papito

so do you have a name or can I call you mine
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Queen_shorty13
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 30
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Are you my credit card company?

...because my interest in you is making my principal grow
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/beaver0316
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 22
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You look so familiar!

I swear I've seen you before. OH that's right! In my piggie bank. Cause you a Dime. Not mine. Credit to Emmanual from Wild'n'out
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/H0L3PUNCH
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 21
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Hey girl, are you the presidency of Herbert Hoover?

Cause you suck. And you *ruined* me. You wiped out my life's savings over petty credit purchases. You broke me down mentally to a point where I was done with life and isolating myself. You're such a cruel, heartless bitch that you convinced my boss to "lay me off". And then, here's the worst part you self centred bastard, you "tried to fix things". Bullshit. Nothing that broken could have been fixed by your ineffective means... You can't just give me a small gift and expect everything to heal. I can't pay for a more than 60% increase in my spendings because of you! And now my depression that your awfulness directly caused is affecting my friends too. Act like the way you speak and fix your character, you do nothing wreck. Oh and give me my gold bullion back, you lying whore. I don't have any other money for food and you aren't helping me out here.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/celloninja7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 08
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Are you Lightning? 🌩

Because I wanna make you McQueen 😎 KACHOWWW Probably already been done as it’s not my own but I don’t have anyone to credit
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Kai415
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 22
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Are you one of those scam websites?

Coz you taunt with few good seconds and then start asking for credit card info!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dreamertheysay
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 29
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Are you google translate?

Cause you twist every thing I say. Credit to translation fails.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/superninja04
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25
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I'm not taking credit. Heard this on Last Comic Standing and had to share it with the rest of the world.

"My penis just lost its job, so if you know of any openings it can fill..."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/THE_reverbdeluxe
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 14
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Hey hey hey baby, if I was a werewolf I’d be howling. 😳 Cause that ass a full moon. 🌚 Awooooo! 🐺

I came up with this and if you take credit for it I’ll cry.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SolidReddit1337
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 02
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I wish your name was Avagadro..

Because then I'd know your number by heart. *Disclaimer* whoever you use this on must know basic chemistry. Edit: Avogadro* credits to hokiducky for taking me down a notch
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CasualChris
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 26
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Hey are you today’s date?

Cause you’re a 10/10 I know it’s not original, I don’t know who to give credit too.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ohm_B
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 10
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I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe. So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went. She asked "Does your phone work?" I answered "Yes." She replied "You should call me to check if it still works" I said "I'll pay with credit...."
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Trucknessa
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 03
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R/PickUpLines Does Tinder For Me

I really hope I'm in the right place for this I'm still kinda new to reddit. So I had this funny idea while I was looking through here. I'm not entirely sure how original it is but I don't care too much since I'll have a blast doing it. Here's the plan, get pickup lines from replies on this post and go on tinder to get some matches and use them for a video to see the reactions. I think it'll be amazing to see what you come up with and if some of these will actually work, I'll keep it up to date with screenshots and everything to be as interactive as possible. Along with shoutouts and all of the normal stuff I guess. Credit will always be given here and I'm looking forward to seeing how this goes. I'll wait until about the end of the week to see all of the matches I get and then update this thread on the amount of people I get. If I can't myself provide I'll see if I can find some voice talent too to add to quality, I can't explain how excited I am for this holy heck. Well until then, cheers! SeliphBlue
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SeliphBlue
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 24
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You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take, so let me shoot a load on you?

Credit to Michael Scott for the first part, obviously.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/CTStark
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 24
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Hey girl is your name jingle bells?

Because it looks like you go All The Way. (Credit to 93x morning show)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/D34DM4N1989
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 27
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Pickup lines, One and All

Funny pickup lines, Stories of ones used on you (or you have used), Anything else that is related to pickup lines. (please give credit where it is due!) Mine? I wish i had the map to your heart. (from a book of pickup lines)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KingMelons
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20
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