Parents Pick up lines

The best Parents pick up lines

Ur parents must be drug dealers

Because I'm addicted to what they made
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pillowreddy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 05
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Are your parents retarded?

Because you are looking pretty special!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Cloud_Beast
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 27
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My parents told me to follow my dreams

Thats why i am sticking with you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/shovel_is_my_name
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Are your parents retarded?

Cuz girl you special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Monsoun_Motors
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 20
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Are your parents drug dealers?

Cause I’m definitely addicted to what they made
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 06
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Are Your Parents ChilΓ©s

Cuz you’re lookin pretty Hot
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/xkurlykidx
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 17
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Hey babe, were your parents retarded?

Cause you sure are special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/McFreddieMercury
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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I was told by my parents to do what makes me happy

So can I do you tonight?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mukeniadub
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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I guess your parents are bakers πŸ€·πŸ½β€β™‚οΈ

because they made such a cutie pie! πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/that1kidinthecornerr
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Hey girl is your parents scientist?

Because they made a bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Already_Taken_sorry
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 03
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I am not saying your parents are form Al Qaeda

But they definately know how to make a bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thisandthat1997
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 24
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Your parents must be retarded

Because you sure are special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MitchellTrueTittys
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 08
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Are your parents by any chance the World of Warcraft?

Then where did they get such bad graphics?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/JustAnotherOneFella
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08
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Girl are your parents retarded?

Cause you’re really special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/le_meme_memes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 28
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My parents always told me to smash my goals

So can i smash them cheeks? πŸ₯΄
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/MAYITOOOOO
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 10
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My parents are bakers

Can I give you a creampie?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Extreme_Ninja-69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 05
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Just by looking at you I can guess your parents are called flour and sugar

Cause there’s no other way to explain why you such a cutie-pie
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/tyler60883
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 24
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Are your parents terrorists

Cause you look like a bomb
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sunnatjon
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 06
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Are your parents drug dealers

Because you’re dope
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/kxrxsani
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 16
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Are you my parents expectation?

Because I will never be good enough for you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Matthias512
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 09
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Are you the Coronavirus? Because I'm ok being around you but my parents are terrified of being near you.

(This one is for the girl to say)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Trey_way27
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 29
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Are your parents beavers?

Cause dam
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Deadtop1369
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 10
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Hey are your parents drug dealers?

Because only they could give us something as addictive as you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nitrolagy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 05
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Hey girl, are your parents retarded?

Because you’re really special!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/juhaodbrokule
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 14
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Hey girl are you my parents?

Because I'll leave you dissapointed and embarrassed
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/grobtheweirdo
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 09
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Were your parents drug dealers?

Cuz you sure are DOPE!!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/mimilovesandy2016
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 27
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Could I ask you for a favor? Could you get your parents autograph for me?

Because I’m a huge fan of their work!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LiamSkerritt
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 01
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Are your parents professional bakers?

because they sure made a cutiepie
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Extravaganza69
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 11
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Weather's not looking nice, my parents think I'm a disgrace...

Help me cope, let's Netflix and chill back at my place - Day 29
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/suyashve
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 02
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Where your parents retarded ?

Because girl you’re special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jeddy9001
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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are you love i get from my parents

β€˜cause i want you but i don’t have you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/slvddy
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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I'm sure your parents won't let me date you...

Because then you will get the D and I will get A
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tnr2D
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 15
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"Are Your Parents Retarded?

Because you sure are special" - Robin Williams R.I.P
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/N1ghtFyre
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 12
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Damn girl, are you my parents?

Because I'm gonna disappoint the shit out of you and call you when I need money.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Darkghostpanda
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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I want to meet your parents.

I am a big fan of their work!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/fakeidforreddit
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 02
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Are your parents retarded?

Because you sure are special!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Venttex
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 06
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Are your parents retarded?

Are your parents retarded? Because your special
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thrice83-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 20
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Can I follow you home ?

Because my parents told me to follow my dreams...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ChiefWarrior7
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 09
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Hey, are you corona virus?

Because I can’t wait to have you and bring you home to my parents
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/i_sell_foot_pics
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 10
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Did your parents read you Dr. Seuss when you were younger?

Because green eggs and DAMN!!!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pizaman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 18
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Were your parents baseball players?

Because you're a home run
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/borthoven
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 02
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Can i follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bakugo18
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 21
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Are your parents pharmacist?

Because girl you Viagra. 😎
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Idonthaveanamejohn
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 20
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Can I follow you home?

Cause my parents always told me to follow my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/popularfellow
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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Can I use your phone?

I'd like to call your parents and thank them for the ransom money I'm about to recieve.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/EliasDontHurtEm
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 10
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Sorry I've been following you...

But my parents told me to chase my dreams
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Te_Waapu
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 05
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Can I follow you home?

Because, my parents always told me to pursue and follow my dream.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Tittyminator_Zilla
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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Hey girl are you my report card?

Because my parents would be disgusted if they saw you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/PrincipalBlackman
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 14
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Can I follow you home?

My parents always told me to follow what I desire.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vanisha21
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 23
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What’s your twitter handle?

My parents always told me to follow my dreams.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Knight499
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 29
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Are you Harvard University?

Because if I got in you even my parents would brag about it.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/revoljutsija
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 28
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Hey Girl I want to ask permission to your makers

Hey Girl I want to ask permission to your makers (Parents), I'd like to void your warranty.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/defiantofmeh
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 25
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My favorite funny pick up lines

The first pick up line is well known but yeah. I wouldn't use funny pick up lines when first meeting someone but only when you're already close and just wanna flirt. 1. Hey girl are your parents retarded? Cuz damn girl you're special. (Kind of a touchy one depending on the person) 2. Hey do you like to eat magnets? No why? Cuz I'm pretty attracted to you. 3. Do you have any peanuts in your purse? No. How about a date? 4. Hey girl are you my appendix because I don't know how you work but this feeling in my stomach makes me want to take you out. Lol
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Pristinejake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 21
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If she/he is into Lil Dicky.

"Parents Still Dont Understand" my "White Crime", so I come with a "Parental Advisory", so with that in mind, how about you "Lemme Freak".
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Inb4myanus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 13
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