Cards Pick up lines

The best Cards pick up lines

My mom told me that life was a deck of cards,

So I guess you must be the queen of hearts.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 29
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My deck of cards only has 51 cards...

Will you be my Queen of Hearts? ๐Ÿ‘ปโ™ฅ๏ธ - Day 7
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 11
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If life was a deck of cards

I would be your Ace of Spades and you become my Queen of Hearts
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/FleaPunchingKid
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16
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Uk ... If we play playing cards together , the cards will be 49 instead of 52

Cuz u'll be my only queen
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tom_edw
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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There are 52 cards in a standard deck...

...4 of those being queens, but no matter how many decks you factor in youre the only queen i want
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RodTrig
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 10
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Hey girl you like credit cards?

Good cause I'm 3 inches and generate no interest
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lifesduff
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 26
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My best friend is going to be deployed for Valentineโ€™s Day so her fiancรฉ is making a box full of cards for her to open so she will still feel loved. Any good suggestions for a dirty Valentine?

From a gal-pal to a gal-pal, sheโ€™s been my best friend for almost 10 years! Her partner is amazing and Iโ€™m so excited that they asked me to participate. For reference, the card my message will be written on has a cat on it, so on theme would be great but Iโ€™m open to suggestions! I have zero game.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thatknifegirl
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 01
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