Allowed Pick up lines

The best Allowed pick up lines

I thought smoking here is not allowed

Cuz you are smoking hot
👤︎ u/blackbird_on_weed
📅︎ Dec 03
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ykw? we muslim are allowed to marry 4

but i don't think, it's necessary cause you are already a 10
👤︎ u/sarcasteruwu
📅︎ Sep 07
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I would take you to the movies

But no outside snacks allowed
👤︎ u/filthyweeb2406
📅︎ Dec 19
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I wish i could take you to the cinema

but hot snacks from outside are not allowed
👤︎ u/BLACKSIDEKICK
📅︎ Jun 22
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I wanted to go see a movie with you

But then I remembered we weren't allowed to bring snacks.
👤︎ u/W0LVS
📅︎ Nov 28
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Are you the time I forgot to add water to my ramen?

Cause I can't stop thinking about you. True story, no longer allowed to make ramen when visiting my father
👤︎ u/Austin_Knauss
📅︎ Dec 09
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We can't be together anymore

Because I'm on a sugar-free diet and I'm not allowed near sweet things
👤︎ u/AsimOmar
📅︎ Aug 22
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Id like to take you to the movies

but outside snacks aren’t allowed
👤︎ u/Doctor_726
📅︎ Sep 25
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Fool proof pickup line

Go up to a girl smoking a cigarette and say "excuse me but smoking isn't allowed here" Then when she reacts say "oh, I didn't even know you had a cigarette; I was talking about you because you are smoking" You're welcome.
👤︎ u/Real_Friendo
📅︎ Dec 14
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