Pop Pick up lines

The best Pop pick up lines

Are you a tootsie pop?

Cuz i wanna know how many licks it takes to get to the center of you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/K-K_Platinum
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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Are you a loli pop because

i wanna suck the hell outta you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/easportshelp
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 27
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You can call me popping candy

Because I wanna bust in your mouth
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Skeezure
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 22
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Hey girl, are you a K-pop song?

Cuz, I donโ€™t quite understand what you say, but I still enjoy you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/kutayoncuyilmaz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 15
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roses are red, pop music is shit

if you become my girlfriend youโ€™re gonna get hit
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Anxious_Masochist_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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Damn girl, you must be sweet

โ€˜Cause you lookinโ€™ extra high-fructose. Edit: lmao, this popped into my head while I was making a sandwich and I just had to share.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KugelBlitzSparks
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 20
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You're sweet as a strawberry...

Let me jump in those pants and pop your cherry
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 31
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Hey baby, call me pop rocks...

Because iโ€™m going to be bustin in your mouth ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/bezilbagz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 03
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How about you sit on my lap?

And we'll talk about the first thing that pops up
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/maxolsen08
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 16
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I googled "what's the most important thing made by (country he/she is from)"

First thing that popped up was you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KlosarNiKola
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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Do you like The Walking Dead?

I'll bang you so hard, your eye will pop like Glen in season 6
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/robbyjessica84
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 11
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Sweet music to my ears

Hey girl if music was invented by hitting on things then I'm going to be creating a perfect harmony by hitting on you. Do you like Phil Collins? Because I can feel it cumming in the air tonight. If I could give you a rating my pretty young thing then you would be in the top 40. You say I have the moves like Jagger but later tonight you'll be Rolling Stones. You and me girl we are so iN'SYNC together. I only have One Direrection and its up a one way exit street because that's what makes you beautiful. I can take you to a Bruno Mars concert or I can take you to Mars and back. Do you like pop girl because I can be your rock. Katy Perry said she kissed a girl and liked it so can I test that theory on you? Beyoncรฉ said if I liked it I can put a ring on it. Hi my name is Ken, come on Barbie lets go party!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Jesse_Allen3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 03
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Girl, u a phone accessory?

Cus Iโ€™d pop your socket
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KryFuZe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 03
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Yo girl are you a reverse Harambe?

Cause I want to pop a slug in you then give you a kid.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/har0ldau
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 03
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That Time I got Kicked out of the Thirsty Turtle for Barking at a Girl.

I drink. Itโ€™s enjoyable. I think that I am a pretty good drunk too. I don't get overly emotional; I don't get angered easy; the only stupid things I do when loaded hurt me and no one else; and I don't, typically, cause shit. But, every once in a while, I will be out on the town and that little glint will surely be showing in the corner of my eye. I am stretching to remember this story as it happened in a pub that has been since renamed twice. One particular, Friday/Saturday night it was myself, a few buddies and one of my brothers. It was the brother I lived with in the area at the time and we had a treasure trove of inside jokes at all times; I could tell that outsiders found it nearly detestable being around us because they would have no fucking clue what we were talking about. A particular hilarious inside joke we had at this time came out while watching sports, particularly hockey. Our mom's side of the family was a farming family and my mom was, generally, a modern woman with all that behind her; unless you threw her in an exciting situation, then the farmer side would shine forth. This was particularly illuminated whenever she would get excited about sports and she would let out a, what sounded like from a coyote, 'yip' noise. We grew up with that noise popping out above all else at numerous soccer and football games our whole lives. For some reason, either my brother or I did it while watching the Oilers play, and presumably lose, we thought that it was the singlehanded funniest thing in the whole world. All the best comedy is just pointing out the absurdity of commonplace things; our mom's yip was to be no different. So anyways, we are at the Thirsty Turtle one particular night. I have a great crew of guys and it was a pretty great place for talking to girls; really casual and everyone got fucked up there all the time. Through some fucking miracle, I find myself sharing a small table with a young lady and I am doing my best to show her that I am not a rapist; it really is the first thing you need to establish when you are hitting on a girl at a bar; you canโ€™t just say โ€œhey, Iโ€™m not a rapistโ€, you need to use subtlety in order to convince them of your legitimacy. But my brother would walk by and every time he did he would emit that same high-pitched "yip!" I, obviously, would need to respond with the same, it wouldn't be as infinitely funny to us if I didn't. After the first yip, the girl leaned in close to me and said "what the fuck was that? Did you just bark at me?" I laughed at the absurdity of the question and in the midst of my outburst she leaned in again to say "cause I don't fuckin play that." My first thoughts were: "This isn't the first time someone has barked at you?" and "if so, what the fuck are you all about to have this be a common occurrence?" I really did think it was hilarious how serious our conversation got, but wanted to get laid; so, I picked up the slack, changed the subject, and tried to get friendly again. Things were going pretty well until my brother made another lap around the bar. "Yip", he insisted as he walked by. "YIP!" I said with zeal to respond. Needless to say, my date was very unimpressed with my hooting. She leaned in to say something presumptuous, along the lines of: "are you fucking assholes calling me a dog?" I laughed at the craziness of the situation and she got mad and was nearly yelling "Don't fucking bark at me". That glint I was talking about then surged up as if from nowhere and implanted itself on my eye. I leaned right up to her as if to whisper an apology in her ear and said "yip". She didn't say a word as she lifted her leg up, placed her foot on my stool, and pushed off. As I fell backwards I reached for anything I could grab, but there were no handles available; I can still see the lateral rotation of the room and feel my chance to get laid falling to the floor with me. I fell backwards to a luckily unattended area and the only thing that hurt was my pride. The bouncer then came up to me and said "you gotta go". I responded like a little wiener with "but she pushed ME!" He said, "I know, I saw the whole thing, she is getting kicked out the back door". I love how they kicked me out the front and her out the back as if we were to fight. Is that an Edmonton assumption? I left with my tail between my legs and went home to the doghouse again.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Osborne26
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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"If you had a 'like' button, i would click it"

This just popped into my head. I've had a girlfriend for over a year. The brain does weird things...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Ashaar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 02
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