A long one about bunnies with a 0% success rate with a sample of 2.
Alright so this one is super long and super dumb but maybe itโll get you a laugh or a restraining order. Here we go:
Once upon a time there was a bunny who got lost from her home. She wandered and wandered for hours and then she came across a black bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home.
To that, the black bunny replied: โsure, but youโve gotta make me happy first.โ
So they fuck and then the black bunny, satisfied, points her towards the south.
However, the poor bunny found herself lost again and continued to wander. But then she came across a white bunny and asked him if he could point her the way home and to that, the white bunny replied: โsure, but youโve gotta make me happy first.โ
So they fuck and then the white bunny, satisfied, points her towards the east.
But the poor bunny found herself lost yet again and continued to wander until she came across a brown bunny. She asked him if he could show her the way home and to that, the brown bunny replied: โsure, but youโve gotta make me happy first.โ The poor bunny is exhausted but she needs to get home so she obliged. They fuck and then the brown bunny, satisfied, points her towards the north.
Finally, the bunny made her way home, but by the time she got back, she was pregnant and soon had babies. What color fur did her babies have?
[person of interest throws out guesses as to what color the babies were and you tell them that all their answers are wrong.]
When they give up and finally ask what color the babies are, hit em with: โsure Iโll tell you but youโve gotta make me happy firstโ.
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๏ธ Aug 03