Animals Pick up lines

The best Animals pick up lines

Hey girl, are you a large flat plain with no infrastructure, and little sediment build up making it easy to excavate and search for the remains of animals from the Jurassic era?

Because I think I’ll find something interesting if you let me look down there 😉
📅︎ Jun 29
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Not to call myself a Christmas miracle...

But did you expect to meet your future boyfriend on Christmas Eve? //merry Christmas ya filthy animals
👤︎ u/Engel-mann
📅︎ Dec 24
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Do you like executing animals?

Because I'm hung like a horse.
📅︎ Dec 10
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