To be Pick up lines

The best To be pick up lines

If you were to be a youtube ad

I'd never skip you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not__dumb
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 20
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Hey girl do you want to be happy?

My HapPENIS can help with that
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/randomdudeonthe
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 13
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I want to be your tear drop

So I could be born in your eyes, live on your cheeks and die on your lips.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Chance_Dragonfruit_6
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 08
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Archeologist at a bar: You sure youโ€™re old enough to be in here?

Guess Iโ€™ll have to date you to find out ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Vote4Hitler
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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Would to be my "ay Valentine"?

Her: ay Valentine? Me: you can have the D later
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yhiml
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 16
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I want you to be minecraft...

but without the craft
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/_ixjiji
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 10
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I want to be a tree ,and you to be a hurricane

So you could blow me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/eddy2883
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 03
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Studies show that women tend to be happier with unattractive partners

In other words hey, how you doing?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Rue_Ryuzaki
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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Hey girl,There seems to be something missing here,

Wait, your mobile doesnโ€™t have my number!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/pogba-akshay
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 01
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If Internet Explorer is brave enough to ask you to be your default browser,

*Iโ€™m brave enough to ask you out!*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 24
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if the world was proven to be a simulation, I would ask the programmers to let me be with you. <3

lol first post on reddit. also i used this on my crush didnt work
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/tobesztobesz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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If we were destined to be a fruit....

We would be a good pear (pair)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Brilliant-Jack-401
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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are you the washer method because I want to be in your hole

idk AP calc
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thiccESFJ
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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iโ€™m writing a book and I was wondering if you wanted to be in it?

itโ€™s my autobiography.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RimStk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 08
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I want to be the Nutella and strawberries to your crepe.

Whenever you are sad just wrap yourself around me and enjoy.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/raun_adams
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 12
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Hey, wanna pretend to be Christmas presents?

and get laid under the tree ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/idk_and_idc27
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 05
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You have a good chance to be in a horror movie.

As the angel that comes down from heaven to kill the demons.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/most45
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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Hey what are you going to be for Halloween?

(Wait for answer...or just go for it I guess) Nice, I'm gonna be a time traveling ghost, cus im your future boo
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JayThaShaman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 01
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Your breasts are similar to mount rushmore cause I'd like my face to be amongst them.

๐Ÿ’†โ€โ™‚๏ธokay
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/torrenter_11
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 26
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I'd love to be Saturn

So I could be closer to Uranus
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/F3Y_X
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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Man, Iโ€™d think you have to be a pre-famine 1700s Irish farmer with well fertilised, well-drained land thatโ€™s rich will organic matter...

But that bulge is too big to be a prize winning potato ๐Ÿ˜‰
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PlatoicKnight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 30
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I want our love to be like Pi

*Irrational and never ending*
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/anonymous0876
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 04
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When I 1st laid eyes on you, I immediately signed up to be an organ donor. Do you know why?

Because I want to give my heart to you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nahcekimcm
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 23
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Yeah I tried to be very polite on the first date so I donโ€™t blow it but

You can blow it on the first day if you want to
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Intelligent-moron
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Would you like to be my sun?

Then stay 92,935,700 miles the fuck away from me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ClutchDragon55
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 14
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Would you like to be my โ€œateโ€?

Iโ€™ll give you the โ€œDโ€ later
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PointBl3nk
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 07
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My favorite color used to be _________.

Now, itโ€™s the color of your eyes.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/koNekterr
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 14
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Your lips seem to be cold

Lemme heat them up with my lips for you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Bitchy_Cherry
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 19
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Two truths and a lie:

1. Youโ€™re cute. 2. We should totally date. 3. Iโ€™m making this all up. I used this with success. Date coming up soon! EDIT: The date went well. We deleted our apps and got each otherโ€™s numbers! EDIT 2: She said she isnโ€™t feeling the chemistry but I am really sweet and she wants to be friends.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Lol_u_ded
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 12
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I tend not to be usually cocky funny

But when I am, youโ€™ll get the cocky all night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fauxVision
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 28
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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How would you like to be robbed?

Because i hear your virginitys free, all i gotta do is go inside.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JustARonin7274
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 27
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Are you a bunch of raccoons in a trench coat pretending to be a girl on Tinder?

Because I am NOT falling for that a third time, damn catfishing trash bandits.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/np190
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 04
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You seem to be on top of things

Can I be one of them?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/le_meme_memes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 06
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Pheww_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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Do you know why fucking me would be just like the Holocaust?

It's gonna be terrible and you're gonna tell everyone it never happened. EDIT: To be clear, this line works much better on a woman who denies the Holocaust.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BackAlleySurgeon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 19
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Hey girl are you lightning?

Because I want you to be McQueen Kachow
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/typo-the-dog
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 25
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Your hands seems to to be heavy

Let me hold it for you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/omgovani
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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You have some really nice tops

Iโ€™d like to be added to the collection
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HamAndGrilledCheese
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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Help me out!! I'm tryin to be Floridaโ€™s weather.

Cuz Iโ€™m tryin to be the hot and sweaty ๐Ÿฅต then rain ๐ŸŒง on u and dip โœŒ๏ธ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Boevos
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 21
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If you were the wind, I'd want to be a kite

That way you would blow me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BananaBoi1234
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 17
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Hey girl, you make me want to be a pirate

Because that booty will be my treasure.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/negativefiveteen
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 10
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She asked if I wanna have a threemsome...

So the obvious answer is yes, I do. But here's the back story: Back in August, I slid into this girl's DMs. We exchanged a couple playful messages and that was that. I hit her back up again in September just to keep things warm. Then in October I asked, "are you almost ready?" She said, "for what?" I said, "our coffee date." She replied, "I might be ready by December lmao." She could've said that because maybe she had shit going on at the time or if she wasn't interested maybe think I'd forget about her by then. Well, I almost did lol and then I remembered today so I hit her up and said, "Since I'm nice I gave you a little extra time. You ready now?" However, she replied with "wanna have a threemsome with my future gf?" Keep in mind, we hadn't talked since October and it was about a coffee date, we don't follow each other and this was her reply. Now 9 times outta 10 if a girl asked this I'd suspect it to be some simp test or her being bored and just fucking with me with no intention of actually...fucking with me. But right when she sent this message she also looked at my profile and liked a recent (shirtless) photo of me which I don't think a girl with zero interest would do. But at the same time even girls with interest don't straight up ask if you wanna have sex, let alone a threemsome with a "future" gf? Futures gf? Which that's a whole other mindfuck. So I guess the question is, how do I respond with being open to it if it's the 1 out of 10 times she's serious about it, but also not come across as a needy simp to the effect of "omg I would love to!"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/aquariex24
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 14
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You make me feel like Jerry Springer

cuz I want you to be my final thot.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/human8ure
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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Iโ€™m gonna keep it real with you,

Iโ€™d usually try to be your friend first but Valentines is right around the corner and we donโ€™t have time for that. So whatโ€™s up? ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Captain-moon-moon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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Hey, girl, I would like you to be my pinkie toe.

So I could smash you all around my house.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Memesaremylife232
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 18
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Baby, are you a Black Hole?

'Cause i want to be sucked by you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/HeyItsSushant
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 28
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Everything in your life seems to be fucking you over right now

Why dont I join in?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Snackdude
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 14
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Sick of staring at my ceiling this year

You want to be on top to change my view?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ForgottenFather10
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 28
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In order to be classified as peanut butter,

peanut butter needs to contain as least 90% peanuts, otherwise it's classified as a peanut spread. So would you like to come over, eat 20lbs of peanuts, and get peanut spread?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shipper0007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 24
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If I were a planet Iโ€™d want to be Neptune.

So I can be right behind Uranus.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/rizqallah
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 26
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Are you an exam because I want to put loads of time and effort into you, only to be told that I am a 3/10 on the sheets.

Made this one myself, hope it is good
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ChJakeBu
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 21
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Do you want me to be your sunbeam?

I'll give some of that vitamin D and you'll feel better...
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/guest666_
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 28
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I consider my life to be like the alphabet.

Without U, it's incomplete.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheKittyCow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 25
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You seem to be complaining about your periods alot

Want me to relieve you from it for next 9 months?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sikenigga123
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 06
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The large hadron collider is said to be the hottest thing in the entire universe

But I think you make a pretty good statement for something else
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Professor_Voodoo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 26
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I used to be scared of heights...

Thanks cause I'm not afraid anymore, since I fell for you. - Day 25
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 29
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Are you a construction suite?

Because it appears that youโ€™ve got some holes that need to be filled with CEMENt
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Madpenguin2006
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 10
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Excuse me, would you happen to be a Pokemon?

Cause the first time I took a peek at you I was electrified....
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Davidiamdavid
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 29
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We must be at the top of a rollercoaster...

Cause this potential energy is about to be kinetic ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿค“
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/daych25
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 11
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You said you are a mystery ryt?

Imma sherlock, ready to be solved? ;)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/loldedend
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 04
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Hey boy, wanna be friends?

Cause Iโ€˜d love you to be my boyfriend <3
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sour-peppermints
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 20
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Is your heart a prison?

Cause I would like to be sentenced for life.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 27
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Would you like to be my Valentine?

Hot damn...what was my pickupline
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/nanofatty22
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 14
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Hey girl, can you be my girlfriend this holiday?

I donโ€™t want snow to be the only thing Iโ€™m plowing all month long Edit: forgot the word โ€œwantโ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Gavanthino
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 04
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Are you a prison cell?

Cause i want to be stuck in you forever
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Akoskerekes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 07
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Girl, you and the table are the same because..

..The table is not the only thing that going to be on all 4 tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/NiteOwlNov
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 05
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Do you want to be my CEO?

Because I need someone to take responsibility for the mistakes I'm going to make with you tonight.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DRC2000
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 17
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So I'm trying to be more adventurous with my eating...

Know of any good snacks?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/musingsofmadness
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 26
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