Lande Pick up lines

The best Lande pick up lines

Hey! Did you fall from heaven?

Cause you look like you landed on your face
👤︎ u/mooneyshh
📅︎ Dec 15
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Girl, you've got an ass so bomb

That if you flew and landed in Hiroshima, locals would think "Aw fuck not again"
👤︎ u/B1gB0ng0s
📅︎ Apr 28
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did you fall from heaven?

cause you must have landed on your face
👤︎ u/Zendofrog
📅︎ Mar 28
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

Because it looks like you landed on your face
👤︎ u/BC00P3R
📅︎ Nov 25
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Did you fall from heaven...

Because I wish you'd landed on my face
📅︎ Mar 05
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