Humour Pick up lines

The best Humour pick up lines

I have a dry sense of humour

Because I was busy getting you wet.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/whypranav
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 25
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Is your sense of humour shit

Cause I like the taste of it ;)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SVT85
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 09
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Damnn when I see you I feel old as hell

I always feel like I’m about to have a stroke Edit: Thanks for the awards! Hopefully my bad humour doesn’t rub you off...rub off on you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Not-Your-Dad-
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 28
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sorry but i dont understand

find all line here extra cringe.. maybe 1 in 100 is good if it got some humour. i would rather just come to a girl and tell her she's cute and ask for a number. does shit like this really work in real life? im curious
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/helloworld23312
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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*walks up to girl with name*

Fuck me if I’m wrong, but... Your name is *says another name that is not girls name*, right? (very original humour, I know)
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/rrand876
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 03
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If I had a soul, you'd be my soulmate.

Haven't tried it, but I think it would be good for those with a dark sense of humour.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AussieMircrowave
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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Do you like self deprecating jokes?

Because I have low confidence and humour is my coping mechanism...
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LemonLordTheGreat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 17
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