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I just had a cashier ask me for my number

I felt like sharing this because I just had a cashier ask me for my number today. It was cringe. So I went to the grocery store today to buy some Gatorade. Went to the cash and I pulled out my phone to answer a text. This is how it went. She asked "Does your phone work?" I answered "Yes." She replied "You should call me to check if it still works" I said "I'll pay with credit...."
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Response for "what makes me feel at home? My fridge", "but isnt it always empty?", "You havent seen my fridge" ?

From OkCupid, on a girl's profile question that asks "What makes me feel at home?", A girl answered "My fridge". I sent a message about that question/answer saying "but isn't it empty all the time?", To which she responded "You haven't seen my fridge". What to respond?
📅︎ Jan 27
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