Ceiling Pick up lines

The best Ceiling pick up lines

Are you the gym ceiling?

Cause I wanna get my balls stuck in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Georgies-Boat
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 15
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Sick of staring at my ceiling this year

You want to be on top to change my view?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ForgottenFather10
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Damn baby are you a ceiling fan?

Because I want my dick stuck in you.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/cat_flavored_soda
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 19
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Are you the glass ceiling?

I'd smash it
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/musingsofmadness
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 28
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Hey girl, are you a piΓ±ata?

Cause I wanna hang you from the ceiling, beat you till you open, and eat up your insides!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/nuggetbomber
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 29
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Do you need water to live?

Yeah? Look, we already have something in common! This is my cousin's other pickup line. I'm doing this cuz he's been trying and no girl will go out with him. He even stopped throwing mashed potatoes on the ceiling! He's getting discouraged. I'm looking to cheer him up.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Vegas_Vanna
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 09
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So how are we splitting the construction costs?

Cause you just shattered the ceiling of how beautiful I thought a women could be.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/donne_54
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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So tell me, how are we splitting the construction costs?

Because you just shattered my ceiling of how beautiful I thought a woman could be
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Chemical_Taint
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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Hey, have you ever seen the Sistine chapel?

Because I've got a nice ceiling you can look at all night.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Banapple247
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 13
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