Appl Pick up lines

The best Appl pick up lines

If I was Newton and you were The Apple

Would you fall for me?
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Respect_plus
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10
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Apple Music or Spotify?

Me: Oh so you heard the glitch on it last week? Her: what glitch? Me: Well they forgot to list you as the hottest single πŸ˜‰
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aciatrix
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 09
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I'd call you Apple Pie

Because you're the apple of my eye, cutie pie.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HeyItsSushant
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03
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Apple starts with A, Ball starts with B

I thought happiness started with an H, but mine starts with U!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/safwanadnan19
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 17
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We might be some bad apples on our own,

But together we would make a great pear.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Purecheeze3
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 16
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I’m so frustrated at Apple right now

I was on iTunes and they don’t have you listed as today’s hottest single
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RappmanD
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 06
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Damn girl, are you Apple Maps?

Because I keep getting lost in those eyes!
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elorghestenes
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 15
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If you were a fruit, you would be a fine-apple. 🍍

But you and me? We could be a pear. 🍐
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Boombox15
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 17
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Are you an apple product?

Cause damn girl u r so expensive
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/zisx_
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 22
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Are you an apple pie?

Cause I’d fuck you
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/FunShadow87
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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Hey girl do you like apples?

I bet you do because you look like a fucking horse.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/smeowsred
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 17
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I'm an apple and you're a banana, why would I kiss you?

I find you a peeling.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ShyCricket
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 13
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Horrible pickup lines

Are you a bull cause you make me horny Are you a pineapple cause i wanna pine your apples How bout i cupid and put my arrow in you. Are you a geenee cause you make my carpet fly Is there a shovel in your pocket cause im diggin that ass
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Icedgamer1235
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 21
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If you were a fruit..

I'd call you a FINE-apple.
πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Aaron_The_OG
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 02
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