Twist Pick up lines

The best Twist pick up lines

Try it and see. Its a new twist on an oldie

So this one might take a little bit of digging to get some information on the person of interest. Find out if they went to college if they did find out what they studied if they studied a math class or science class you could say that you're being awarded the highest award in that category and when she asks what you're getting the award for you say you figured out how to combine you and I. Cheesy yes. But i feel like its a drunk girl at last call pantie dropper!
👤︎ u/9inchSteve1
📅︎ Jul 30
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Roses are Red, Violets are Twisted

bend over cuz you’re about to get fisted
👤︎ u/robotchargie
📅︎ May 20
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I feel like this was already done my now but..

You can call me a twisted tea Cause I’ll bust on your face
👤︎ u/Zaniac555555
📅︎ Dec 31
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Roses are red , Violets are twisted

Bend over you’re about to get fisted
👤︎ u/Armandsss
📅︎ Dec 18
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Hey girl, are you Oreo?

Coz i want to Twist, Lick Dunk you.
👤︎ u/thisisaadarsha
📅︎ Dec 18
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Okay, her last name is Bone, but there's a twist

Make pickup lines as nonsexual as possible GO!
👤︎ u/NUGGet3562
📅︎ Nov 02
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Roses are red Violets are twisted

Bend over and prepare to be fisted
👤︎ u/zeroe_to_HeRo
📅︎ Jun 22
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all these pencils but you still think i'm pointless

Nah, I just think you're my sharpener; I'll twist and turn and thrust you inside out till my wood break.
👤︎ u/SaltyFishGo
📅︎ Nov 11
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Hey girl are you a door?

Cause I'd love to put my hands on you and twist your knobs
👤︎ u/Brogomakishima
📅︎ Sep 26
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Are you google translate?

Cause you twist every thing I say. Credit to translation fails.
👤︎ u/superninja04
📅︎ Jan 25
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Girl you're legs are like Oreos...

First I'd wanna twist them, then lick them and then dunk it in 💦🤪 - Day 33
👤︎ u/suyashve
📅︎ Feb 06
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You're like a fancy screw for me.

Because, the more you twist on my mind, the deeper you remain in my heart.
👤︎ u/Tittyminator_Zilla
📅︎ Nov 28
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How M Night Shamealot picks up girls.

Ehh gurl my dick is like a plot its always thickening then at the climax I twist it a little and then rate said twist. God Im terrible at sex
👤︎ u/Starboy11
📅︎ Jun 30
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