Most Pick up lines

The best Most pick up lines

Most guys would want to watch the world cup because it happens once in 4 years...

But I'd rather look at you because the chances of meeting someone like you is once in a lifetime.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/hafiy2003
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 29
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They say Christmas is the most wonderful time of the year,

But the entire year is wonderful when I'm with you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DefinitlyNotTheFBl
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 13
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Are you the second most populated country?

Cause I wanna get India panties
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/JacksterL
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 11
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Out of all the curves in your body

i liked your smile the most
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ReGuLaRPiKaChU
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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What to actually say when approaching somebody

A lot of guys say โ€œI donโ€™t know what to say when I approach a woman,โ€ so I decided to write this article with some tips. The thing women are most attracted to is an adventure, and a fun conversation should be an adventure where you and her are tackling a difficult, interesting, and fun subject, with you in the lead. The โ€œvalueโ€ you provide her is your leadership in the conversation, and the value she provides is that she contributes to the fun of the conversation. Your goal, therefore, is to get the conversation to a point where it is fun and interesting before she loses interest and becomes bored. To do this you must โ€œhookโ€ her with an opener, and then you can hopefully get the conversation to a point where you are talking about deep, fun, interesting stuff as quick as possible. **Openers** A compliment is a great opener because it implies that she has already done something to contribute to your emotional experience. You can say โ€œHey, you look fucking amazingโ€ or โ€œHey you look fucking hotโ€ or โ€œHey, I love your shoes, backpack, hair, etcโ€ฆโ€ or โ€œI fucking love your energy and aura.โ€ If she reacts with interest, you can follow it up with โ€œWhatโ€™s your nameโ€ or something like โ€œYou are hot, but are you nice/cool/etcโ€ฆ?โ€ If a girl is having a great time and exuding joy and positivity, I will make that the basis of my compliment and say something like โ€œYou look like you are having the most fun of any person hereโ€ or โ€œDamn, I love how you came to turn the fuck up tonightโ€ or โ€œThanks for coming. This party is so much better because of you.โ€ I can already hear you dorks squealing โ€œyou canโ€™t tell a girl she looks hot! You will look needy, creepy, etcโ€ฆโ€ Wrong. As you will learn, creepiness is when you do more for a woman than she has done for you or than she deserves. If a girl spends a bunch of time doing her hair and makeup before she goes out and you tell her that she looks great, you are doing the right amount for her. If, however, you tell her she looks hot and she brushes you off, and then you hang around staring at her with your tongue out, THEN you look creepy. A simple and effective opener is to introduce yourself. โ€œHi, my name is X. Whatโ€™s yours?โ€ This is good for more formal situations where you canโ€™t go around telling girls they look fucking hot. If you are in a party or something where everybody knows each other, you should introduce yourself to every single girl there as a matter of course. You can also keep it simple and go with โ€œHey, how are you?โ€ or โ€œWhatโ€™s going on with you?โ€ or โ€œHey, whatโ€™s up?โ€ Because these statements have relatively low emotional impact, you need to deliver them with extra intensity. If a woman is mid-conversation with somebody else, you can butt in and say โ€œHey Iโ€™m really sorry for interrupting, but I just wanted to say you look fucking amazing.โ€ If there is a group, you can hand out compliments to the entire group, but you should quickly settle on one woman and make it clear to everybody that she is your target. If you want to get a little spicy, you can try the following: โ€œSorry for interrupting, but you are too hot for this place.โ€ If you want to get extra extra spicy, you can say โ€œyou are too hot for these guys you are with.โ€ If the girl is clearly too good for the guys she is with and is clearly unhappy with them, this can work. Otherwise, it is risky. โ€œSo, whatโ€™s your deal?โ€ (with a sly grin) โ€œCongratulations, whatโ€™s it like to be the hottest girl in this club?โ€ If you have a friend with you, a very effective approach is to go up to the girls and introduce them to your friends. For some reason, this technique has been very effective for me, and I am not sure why. It might be because I am immediately giving my friend social proof in front of the women, or maybe it is because my friend does not look needy because he is technically not the one doing the approach. For whatever reason, it works. Many men approach women and immediately lose confidence or their mind goes blank. To prevent yourself from doing this, I suggest at least one follow up line to keep the conversation going. โ€œWhere were you before this?โ€ or โ€œWhat have you been up to tonight?โ€ โ€œWhat did you do today?โ€ (This one sounds weird but it is actually very effective. Everybody is thinking about what they did that day, and it sounds like something you would hear from somebody you were close with). โ€œWhat brings you here tonight?โ€ โ€œHave you been here before?โ€ โ€œAre you having a fun night?โ€ โ€œHow do you guys know each other?โ€ (when there are two people) For your second line, you can also use one of your other openers. For example, if you open with โ€œhey my name isโ€ your second line can be โ€œyou look fucking hot.โ€ If you think those lines are corny and you think you can do better, then fuck off and think of your own. Remember, these scripted lines are back-up plans for when you cannot think of anything else. It is always better to be in the moment. What you say doesnโ€™t matter as much as how you say it. **Deep conversation subjects** Ideally, your goal should be to get the conversation as deep as possible as quickly as possible. The purpose is for you and her to go on an adventure and โ€œconquerโ€ the difficult question. Here are some go-to questions I use, including my answers for these questions. What is the craziest thing you believe? (My answer: I believe in mind reading) Do you believe in ghosts? Aliens? (My answer: I am open to anything being true) What is your favorite conspiracy theory? (My answer: That Paul McCartney died in a car accident in the 60s and the current Paul McCartney is an imposter) What do you think a dream is? (My answer: a dream if your subconscious brain trying to help you solve a problem) If you could be any celebrity, who would you be? What is your idea of a perfect day? (Wake up, get high, go surfing, drink some cappuccino, have a delicious meal, fuck somebody I like) What do you think love is? (My answer: when you commit to doing the best thing for the other person, no matter what โ€˜the bestโ€™ is) What do you think a true friend is? (My answer: somebody who will be there for you at 3 AM). What superpower would you have if you could have any? (My answer: flying) What would you do if you had all the money in the world (My answer: buy myself an island and help poor people) What are you reading now? (My answer: whatever I am reading at that time). Other good subjects are drug stories, stories about times you did something really stupid, uplifting stories about a time when somebody was a good friend, and stories about a time you were really scared/embarrassed/uplifted/excited. Basically, any strong emotion. Because these subjects are deep, sometimes controversial, and require vulnerability, please make sure you do not say anything rude or judgmental. If you ask somebody what the craziest thing they believe is, and then you make fun of them for it after they do it, they will not open up to you again. Most people refrain from talking about subjects like this for the very reason that they are afraid of being judged. You want her to feel comfortable, open, and vulnerability. You might say โ€œthese are pretty serious subjects to bring up to a woman.โ€ You are right โ€“ you have to find a way to talk about this stuff in a light-hearted, fun way. Take away the stigma and pressure off of these subjects and make her feel like there is no โ€œwrongโ€ answer and you are both there to have fun, not for anybody to โ€œwinโ€ or make the other person feel bad. The purpose of these questions is to spark a deep, interesting conversation that touches peopleโ€™s emotions: their desires, their fears, their values, etcโ€ฆ **Topics to Stay Away From** Stay away from anything relating to politics or religion if it something that you and her will inevitably disagree on. Also stay away from boring subjects like โ€œwhat is your favorite movie or albumโ€? That stuff is actually much less interesting and deep than people think. Stay away from exes. Stay away from subjects that could be interpreted as creepy โ€“ if you are interested in famous rapists or serial killers, you may want to keep that to yourself until you guys know each other very well.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Woujo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 22
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Most people call me John

but you can call me anytime
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LimitlessMoonlight
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 14
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If you stood in front of the mirror and held up a roseโ€ฆ

You'd see two of the most beautiful things in the world
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 24
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Came up with this earlier, let me know what you think

Roses are red, The sky is very blue. who do i love the most? That would be you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dankmemelord234
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 05
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Wanna pretend weโ€™re squirrels

And see who can get the most nuts?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/1crazygrl
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 15
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I thought a shooting star was the most beautiful thing ever

Till i saw you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zzz370Nismo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 11
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Hey, are you a 3d printer?

Because I want to level your bed (3d printers make a 3d object layer by layer, and the first one is the most important, because it is put on a hot plate also called bed, so to get a good first layer, you need to calibrate the height of the plate, or in other words, level the bed)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/GeoMap73
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 15
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Roses are red, you're smile is the most divine...

I'm not good at rhyming so let's get to the bottom line, will you be my Valentine? ๐Ÿ’•๐ŸŒน - Day 36
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 09
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Rose's are red Voilets are blue

Rose's are red Voilets are Blue The most beautiful girl i ever seen is You.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/DeshbandhuRoy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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Im sure you have the most powerful super power

Her: Which one? You: Your smile melts anyone in one sec
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RAON2812
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 17
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I have got you covered from most frustrating loss in ludo

Because the โ€ข you required has arrived
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/abhi_pal
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 25
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Roses are red, you run circles in my head like curls

Call it Keith Murray because youโ€™re the โ€œMost Beautifullest Thing In This Worldโ€
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/thebcruz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 26
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Hey, according to a recent study, letter U and I are most common typos while texting.

Because "U" and "I" are really close.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/4vaDaKeDavr4
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 17
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How to approach girls at the gym?

I feel like picking up girls at the gym is the hardest thing to do, assuming most girls don't want to be bothered and can't hear you anyway with their headphones in. What is your move when trying to talk to girls at the gym?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chinqyyy
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 13
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Hey boy, is your first name Hugh ?

Because I don't give a Jack about your appearence, a Man's personality matters the mostโœจ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/PulkinCB
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 01
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You are like a dream...

...and the most beautiful one I have ever had.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/greenhulk2
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 23
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They say Disneyland's the most fun place on Earth...

Well they definitely haven't been inside you - Day 48
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/suyashve
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 22
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The Tsar bomba, the most powerful nuclear explosive in recorded history, has an output of 57 megatons of TNT

and that pales in comparison to how much of a bombshell you are.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/n8p15
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 06
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Did you know that a beanbag is the second most comfortable place for you to sit?

My face is still the first.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/janidwastaken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 18
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I googled "what's the most important thing made by (country he/she is from)"

First thing that popped up was you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/KlosarNiKola
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 20
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I know you are on top of your game most of the time

But with me, you would be on the bottom
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/13mario13
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 11
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I have multiple felony records for thievery and i'm an escaped convict. Ever since then, I have dedicated my entire career to stealing the most precious jewel in the world...

Your heart.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/controller624
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 07
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Hey, are you the most common handgun caliber in the world?

Cuz youโ€™re a 9
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ElCourier
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 16
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Fuck me if I'm wrong but

most of the comments on here aren't just a bunch of fucking "Nice", right?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/TheDankPotatoRises
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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Most people try to move on up a bit in life every day...

not me though, I'd go down every single night
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/McGroon
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 05
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There are three things I love the most in my life.

My dog, my car and you could be the third. Change the first two at your convenience.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Latinx_Rambo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 12
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I am gonna make u see the most beautifull of all the stars..

Call me chris brown cause i am gonna beat the shit out of you
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/fhoenixeterno
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 28
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I may not be the most attractive guy in this place

But Iโ€™m the only one talking to you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/uexf106
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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Most humans are 70% water

But you're 100% sauce
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Comraids
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 27
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If I had four quarters for each of the most beautiful people in this world...

Youโ€™d be a dollar richer.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/I-Come-Pre-Cooked
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 03
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Hey are you a duck billed platypus?

Because you are the most fascinating mammal I've seen.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BenJazzDrummer
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Aug 23
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Hey girl, are you a minion from despicable me?

Cuz you seem to follow around the worst most evil guys in the world, then when it doesnโ€™t work out you just find an even worse guy!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MIKEY_VEE123youandME
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 28
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Hey girl are you a Dino?

Connection terminated. I'm sorry to interrupt you, Elizabeth, if you still even remember that name, But I'm afraid you've been misinformed. You are not here to receive a gift, nor have you been called here by the individual you assume, although, you have indeed been called. You have all been called here, into a labyrinth of sounds and smells, misdirection and misfortune. A labyrinth with no exit, a maze with no prize. You don't even realize that you are trapped. Your lust for blood has driven you in endless circles, chasing the cries of children in some unseen chamber, always seeming so near, yet somehow out of reach, but you will never find them. None of you will. This is where your story ends. And to you, my brave volunteer, who somehow found this job listing not intended for you, although there was a way out planned for you, I have a feeling that's not what you want. I have a feeling that you are right where you want to be. I am remaining as well. I am nearby. This place will not be remembered, and the memory of everything that started this can finally begin to fade away. As the agony of every tragedy should. And to you monsters trapped in the corridors, be still and give up your spirits. They don't belong to you. For most of you, I believe there is peace and perhaps more waiting for you after the smoke clears. Although, for one of you, the darkest pit of Hell has opened to swallow you whole, so don't keep the devil waiting, old friend. My daughter, if you can hear me, I knew you would return as well. It's in your nature to protect the innocent. I'm sorry that on that day, the day you were shut out and left to die, no one was there to lift you up into their arms the way you lifted others into yours, and then, what became of you. I should have known you wouldn't be content to disappear, not my daughter. I couldn't save you then, so let me save you now. It's time to rest - for you, and for those you have carried in your arms. This ends for all of us. End communication.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/petergriffinfricken
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 09
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Do you want to know how YOU can be less needy when talking to girls?

How can YOU be more relaxed when talking to girls? (Part 1 /2) When guys start learning game, they have the need to approach a lot and cannot relax. Because they are in their head thinking of the next move, they cannot see the signs of the women. When they approach girls start breeding fast and girls can sense that. They cannot slow down and let go of that tension. One of the key points and that can make a change in your game is to learn to relax (this comes as well with experience and self-awareness). Be aware of how you breed during the interaction and calm down, try to talk slower, you will see it will bring her attraction up. Most guys think that a good player will have all the interactions working great, but this is not the reality, you must accept the fact there is a percentage of approaches that are not fully under your control. For me the biggest change came when I started to let go of trying to control every interaction. The tension comes because you have an agenda behind your approach and its in your head during the all interaction. I am not saying you should not have a plan but don't act like you need something from her. You must feel that you could walk away at any time and you would not be affected by it. Also, I used to think in each interaction there was someone holding a frame. Whoever had the strongest frame was winning the interaction right? NO! There is an ultimate one THE COLLABORATIVE FRAME! Before that I used to go into frame battles trying desperately to win. You think she is shit testing you, she is trying to make you prove yourself. There is another way of perceiving this. Start thinking that everyone is your friend, everyone is on your team. From this place there is NO FRAME battle. There is NOTHING to WIN because there is NOTHING to COMPETE against. If you go into that collaborative frame, then another reality opens to you. Interactions become easy and effortless. You finally can actually relax and enjoy not only more and better results but the entire PROCESS itself. In summary: Learn to relax, talk slower. Accept that Success on approaching is fully under your control. Enjoy the interaction instead of focusing on the outcome but at the same time always keep moving things forward. See the interaction from a Collaborative frame and not COMPETITIVE. DON'T MISS PART 2 ON MY NEXT POST! Hope it was helpful See you on the next one ๐Ÿคซ
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 27
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You girl, are you a major criminal?

Because I'm with the FBI, and you just made the most wanted list.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ImpossibleTheory9
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 21
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Hey girl are you a Little Caesarโ€™s Pizza?

Cause your the extra most bestest.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MrMan144
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 07
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Hey girl ,are you Shrek??

Cause you are the most beautiful thing i have ever seen
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Extreme_Ninja-69
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 03
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How to Accelerate your results in Game? (Part 2/2)

The final paradigm that will EXPLODE YOUR RESULTS The normal consensus in the community is that Game is hard thing to do, we must struggle and push through to get the girl. You have a belief about it being hard! Guess what it becomes a self-fulling prophecy... You have limiting beliefs about this stuff, and you don't believe in yourself. You think you're not good enough. Because of that you create the hard reality for yourself where you must use all the lines and techniques in the book to be able to get a girl interested in you. This happens because you see yourself as "NOT WORTHY" You have to get all these techniques and lines right so you can finally be at her level. The third paradigm I am talking about is to see yourself as GOOD ENOUGH! This will make that all the interactions improve and your RESULTS WILL SKYROCKET When you start seeing yourself as good enough all the interactions and "text game" will be different. You will become WOMEN MAGNET You are basically coming from a place of accepting yourself and girls will CHASE LIKE CRAZY. The place where you are coming from is just chill back, relaxed it does not really matter if the girl likes you or not. This removes that neediness vibe that repels so many women. In order to achieve this last step start asking yourself all these questions: Why am i trying to get every girl? Why am i trying to win them over? Why does it have to be so hard? Why am i trying to prove myself to other people? Why do i want so bad the validation of sleeping with a girl? MOST IMPORTANT ONE: Why do i hate myself? You're MIND will try to make you AVOID all the REAL ANSWERS to this questions to protect your EGO but if you're able to go deep into your subconscious mind and REALLY HONESTLY answer to these questions you will finally find an HUGE OPPORTUNITY to take the first step to finally ACCEPT YOURSELF FULLY and SKYROCKET YOUR RESULTS. BTW if you want to go deep into YOUR SUBCONSCIOUS MIND and ask this uncomfortable questions this quarantine is the PERFECT OPPORTUNITY to do so If you have the GUTS to do so let me know in the comment section below ๐Ÿ‘‡ what answers came up Peace ๐Ÿ˜˜
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 02
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F Scott Fitzgerald stationery suite

You are the finest, loveliest, tenderest, and most beautiful person I have ever known - and even that is an understatement
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/lilstarlite
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 14
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How to Accelerate your results in Game?

What are the 4 shifts you must go through? (Part 1/ 2) One of the core issues man have is: What are you thinking about when you are gaming? A lot of guys are WASTING a lot of their MENTAL RAM in what is the next step. What should I say next? What is she thinking about me? Does she like me? How can I sexualize more? One of the key things to do is to get free of all those worries. You should already assume that she likes you. This will free up some space and allow you to relax more in the interaction. The only thing that you should be concerned about is her logistics and if they are people around like friends who might cock block you. The main thought should be around what are the possibilities. What are the odds of getting her home? You should allow yourself to be in the moment and not be in state of doing something or trying to do something. This will allow you to be present and actually listen to the girl That's why many of your interactions end up not going anywhere... Get rid of that mental RAM usage! Only use the mental RAM for logistics, understand the current situation and move things forward. The rest is assumed! You should get to a point where you have a paradigm shift. You might get results with routines and stuff like that... However, You will figure out that the goal is not only the result You should be able to ENJOY THE ALL PROCESS and not seeing it as a job or something you are doing to the girl. STOP SEEING EVERYTHING AS A COMPETITION! For example when she is shit testing you and you think that you must win her over. Start seeing it more as a COLLABORATION where you and she are on the same team. You should be feeling EMPATHY and not COMPETITIVENESS. Instead as seeing other man as competition or cock blockers see them as your friends. Realise that NOBODY is against you. They are all part of YOUR TRIBE. This frame of mind will make you pretty much UNSTOPPABLE. You are NO LONGER in your interactions to WIN something. What happens is that you're just being NORMAL and not competing like everybody else The funny thing is girls start noticing you more. She will ask herself why is he not behaving like the other guys? She will be chasing you like you never seen before. When the quarantine is over go out and try this and let me know what changes did you see Btw don't miss PART 2 where im going to talk about the final and most important paradigm shift that will explode YOUR RESULTS.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/barrocasdiogo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 01
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Hey my name is Guy what's your name?

Works most of the time.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/EkkoIsEz
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 01
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I had an interesting dream last night

I forgot most of it, but I remember the most important part. You.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Fatman9693
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19
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Hey girl, are you the Guinness World Record holder?

Her: for... Me: For being the most beautiful girl (*Clapping intensifies*)
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/MtxJosh
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 18
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Geeky] Can you verify that you're human *get out picture of a captcha* because you are the most beautiful creature I've ever laid upon

I think of the weirdest shit when I'm alone on a bus, and I never even use pick up lines xD
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ZeyvGaming
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 11
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I have this account based on god on tinder.

Suggest me something witty to answer to "forgive me lord, for I have sinned." this is the most common way my matches seem to start a convo
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/sekshibeesht
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 24
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If being gorgeous was a crime,

Then youโ€™d be the most wanted
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/popularfellow
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 13
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Proven Formula for Picking Up Chicks

I have created the perfect formula for helping my guy friends pick up chicks in bars. Men, all you need is one female friend or buddyโ€™s girlfriend (letโ€™s call her Hannah) to help and the hot chick you want to meet needs to be at the bar. Step 1: Hannah goes up to bar next to the hot chick you want to pick up. Step 2: Hannah compliments the hot chick on literally anything (โ€œomg I love your hair color who is your stylist?โ€ โ€œwow that jacket is awesome, where can I find oneโ€ etc.). We all love talking to chicks who say nice things about us. Step 3: While Hannah is chatting up hot girl on her right, you are buying three shots on her left. Step 4: You offer a shot to Hannah while she is still chatting up hot chick. Step 5: Hannah (loudly) claims she canโ€™t find her boyfriend who the third shot was purchased for. Since Hannah and hot chick are now BFFs, she turns to hot chick and says the following โ€œMy friend Jake here bought my boyfriend and I a shot but we canโ€™t find him anywhere, do you want to take it with us?โ€ Introduce yourself. Offer hot girl the shot. Emphasize that Hannahโ€™s boyfriend disappeared, etc. Step 6: Hot girl ALWAYS says yes because hot girls at bars love free shots. Step 7: Hannah takes a shot. Tells Lexi (all hot girls are named Lexi) it was nice to meet her, and dips out. You are left chatting up Lexi, buy her a drink, drunkenly make out with her in a corner after 2 hours, etc.p Why does this work? 1. When Hannah compliments Lexi (aka hot chick), Lexi automatically likes Hannah and sees that sheโ€™s totally normal and super nice. 2. By you being friends with Hannah, it makes you seem like a regular cool guy and you must be great if you have such cool female friends. 3. Because youโ€™re buying shots, you also seem like a pretty cool dude. Everyone loves the guy who buys people shots. 4. And most importantly, because Hannah lies about her boyfriend being in the bathroom or wherever, hot chick knows you two arenโ€™t hooking and that Hannah is not a threat. Hannah wins because she gets a free shot. Lexi wins because she gets a free shot and gets to meet a cool person like yourself. You win because awesome hot chicks like us let you buy us shots. Go forth and conquer, my friends.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Not_That_Tall
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 19
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Picturing us together is the.....

most productive thing I've done all day.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shub_007
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 12
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Some fun science ones I've been thinking of, mostly geology

Are you augite? Because you have some distinctive cleavage. Do I look a little thinner to you? I think you've excited me to a new state. Are you a magma chamber? Because you just started a hydrothermal system in my heart. Pretty specialized but what do you guys think?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/SeanSultan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 12
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Smile if you wanna have sex with me.

Most start laughing and boom, better icebreaker than the Titanic.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/run_fast-eat_ass
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 15
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Is Alex short for Alexus?

Because most of the girls here are Toyotaโ€™s but youโ€™re a step above.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/qsweed
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 01
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Since there are 0 pickup lines I can find for someone called Izi here is one

Did you know your name derives from the ancient Egyptian and ancient Greek root isis, meaning gift of isis, She was one of the most powerful and used magic, when we matched I thought I felt a tingle in my stomach, you must of cast a spell on me
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/LucasLoci
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jan 06
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Stumbled upon the best 10/10 I've seen on instagram earlier, give me your best openers

Most upvotes wins
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Emerge12
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Nov 15
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I got a bomb in my testicles and I need to pass it on

Worlds most sexual game of hot potato
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/yeetababyinariver
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 24
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I goy this one a few years ago

If you held up eight Roses to a mirror you'd see nine of the most beautiful things in the world
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/djhdowl
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 23
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Hey do you like wine?

They most likely say yes, you answer with: Damn I can tell, cause you look fine as red wine and twice as mellow ๐Ÿ˜‰ Not my own original pickup line but it works
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/blinkyblinky420
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 03
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What do I say after hello?

I was told that the best pick up line in a simple "hello", but if it were that simple this sub would not exist. My guess is that "hello" is the most advanced pick up line ever, and that it's so hard r/pickuplines was turned into a place where people ask for the easy stuff that doesn't work because they couldn't master the "hello". Teach me how to master the "hello". I don't want to be a normie anymore! What do I say after hello? Tldr - What do I say after hello?
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/-ButterStick-
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 01
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I had the idea for this while snapping my her, but I couldn't.... here you go

Her: It looks good on you Me: Most things do. Including you.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/CossakWarrior
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jul 15
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A little elaborate, but bear with me.

So this has to be done at a bar that uses ice cubes in their drinks. Take up a seat next to the prettiest girl there. She'll probably be wondering why you sat so close with so many empty seats. This is good---pique her interest, get her thinking about you. You order a gin soda or any other hiball (preferably something with no sugary soda). Sit there and drink quietly while you glance up at her every once in a while with maybe a smile or two. Again, keep her thinking "who is this guy and what does he want?" This is critical. Do this maybe four or five times and when she finally turns to you to ask "can I help you?" you take a piece of ice out of your glass, place it on the bar, look her dead in the eye and smash it with your cup. Then you say, in your most James Dean with Wolverine claws voice: "Now that I've broken the ice, can I buy you a drink?" Boom. Panties, meet floor.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/How_Majestic
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26
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Pickup line for a girl named Emerald?

Yeah, it's not the most common word to use as a name, but I matched with one and wanna see if I can get a bit creative.
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/ProtoMan3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 06
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Clever way to get her phone number

Say you are going to perform a magic trick to victim. Ask said person to write down their phone number on a piece of paper, but say you don't need the paper. Ask them to add up all the digits of their phone number **excluding** the middle two. Say something about how phone numbers are not entirely random, and that the middle two digits mostly **(say this exactly "in 99.9999% of cases this works")** formed from the addition of all the other digits divided by two + a special number that only you know, ask them for the addition number, then guess a random number. When it turns out to be wrong, ask for the sheet to check they did the maths right. Then turn to them and say, **"huh, I guess you are just a one in a million kinda guy/girl"**
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Deathsmith8
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 21
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Demented pick up lines

Give me your nastiest, most offensive pick up lines to use against my friends and you shall receive eternal glory!
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/wakizaka
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ May 12
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If you ever get (and use) an opportunity to tell a girl "I don't bite," don't follow up with "Unless you want me to"

The line is cliche to the point that most girls will see it coming a mile away. Hit her with something like "I'm more of a nibbler than anything. ;-)"
๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/RayAP19
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 02
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