It's Pick up lines

The best It's pick up lines

It's time to kick gum and chew ass

And I'm all out of gum( ✧≖ ͜ʖ≖)
👤︎ u/zeek1999
📅︎ Jan 12
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I heard that in these times it's important to take vitamins...

I don't have A, B or C but I can give you the D
👤︎ u/Nussifabian
📅︎ Jan 29
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hold on, let me turn off the lights its too bright

oh nevermind, it's just you
📅︎ Jan 16
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it may not feel like Christmas yet...

but it's always a wonderland when I'm talking to u
📅︎ Dec 15
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It's not that I'm Horny all the time,

It's just that you're sexy all the time
📅︎ Aug 21
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Now that it's October

Does that make you my boo?
📅︎ Oct 18
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Hey girl, are you my homework?

Because you're probably really really good for me and it would be a good idea for me to try and persue you in hopes of self improvement but I'm just lying here thinking about it instead of actually fucking doing anything about it and it's making me feel horrible about myself. Perhaps I don't even deserve the benefits and emotional confidence I'd have earned from you had I just engaged and tried to be a better person. I'm going to die alone, dreaming of the life I could have had, had I just learned to act, rather than dream. Also uhhh because I should be slamming you on my desk and doing you all night hehehehehehehehehe. You don't have to answer. Good Night
👤︎ u/Pheww_
📅︎ Jan 18
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