Apples Pick up lines

The best Apples pick up lines

We might be some bad apples on our own,

But together we would make a great pear.
👤︎ u/Purecheeze3
📅︎ Jun 16
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Hey girl do you like apples?

I bet you do because you look like a fucking horse.
👤︎ u/smeowsred
📅︎ Mar 17
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Horrible pickup lines

Are you a bull cause you make me horny Are you a pineapple cause i wanna pine your apples How bout i cupid and put my arrow in you. Are you a geenee cause you make my carpet fly Is there a shovel in your pocket cause im diggin that ass
📅︎ Oct 21
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