Sandpaper Pick up lines

The best Sandpaper pick up lines

Are you 600+ grit sandpaper?

Because you extra fine.
👤︎ u/viciousCycleOfLove
📅︎ Sep 14
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If you were sandpaper, I'd use you last,

Because baby, you're so fine.
👤︎ u/zinziberaceous
📅︎ Jan 15
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Girl, are you 330 grit?

Cuz you are fiiiiiine. Or sub 660 and make her supa-fiiiiine. (Sandpaper grit) Bonus: Sets you up for a sand in the vagina line if she throws it.
👤︎ u/D34DM4N1989
📅︎ Jun 16
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