Picture Pick up lines

Because I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas

I forgot it was winter and went out uncovered.

Because I can see myself in your pants.

To show Santa what I want for Christmas

**Shows rear camera on phone**

Because I want to show Santa what I want this year

I gotta show Santa what I want for Christmas

So I can show Santa what I want for Christmas this year?

Cause you're a S N A C C

Cuz I wanna show that to Santa and say "This is what I want"

Cause I want to show Santa Claus what I want for Christmas this year

So when people ask me who's the love of you life i can show them you. This sounded better in my head.

to prove to all my friends that angels do exist

Any ideas?

Because the pictures look better then the real thing and im finnished in 2 minutes.

Because I can picture me inside you.

but I can picture us together.

I want to show Santa what I want for Christmas.

I am no photographer but I can picture us together

But I can picture us together.

You know how to cheer me up, send me a picture of that booty

I want to know if you’ve always been this cute

But I could picture me on top of you 😋

But I can picture you and me together.

But I can picture you and I together

You: I liked this girl for a long time. I don't know how she feels about me so can I show you a picture of her and you tell me? Her: sure You: *shows a picture of her*

Because I wanna put you on the list of bangs I regret.

I show them a picture of you ;)

Because I wanted to show Santa what I want for Christmas...

Every time I look up “best person ever” it doesn’t show pictures of you. ;)

But I can picture me and you together 😉

It's so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas

A picture of you

but I can picture me and you together😊😜

But I can picture you and me together

and asked for their biggest bomb. They gave me a picture of you

Because I can picture you and me together

Iv been sending pic lines as my streaks with a picture of me doing the thing the line talks about for like a week and I’m already out of ideas I need some good corny pic up lines.

That's okay, I can still picture us together

1. If you had to choose one Valentine’s Day gift to receive, what would it be? 2. Let’s settle this debate: candy hearts, terrible or the absolute worst? 3. Russell Stover and come over? 4. 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 ^ some flowers for you on this fine Valentine’s Day 5. Ideal Valentine’s Day dinner menu? 6. Right from the start you stole my heart. Lol, I took that from a Hallmark card…What’s up? 7. What’s your best Valentine’s Day pickup line? (Yes, this is mine.) 8. If I were to give you a Valentine, it’d be a picture of Simon Cowell that says, “It’s a yes from me” 9. *read in life alert lady voice* Help! I’ve fallen for you, and I can’t get up. 10. If you were a candy heart, what would you say? 11. I spent all night making you a Valentine. When are you free so I can give it to you? 12. Fuck, marry, kill: candy hearts, chocolate-covered strawberries, very expensive and subpar Valentine’s Day dinners 13. Hey, kinda awkward but I think my Valentine got lost in the mail? 14. You can only choose one cheesy and awful Valentine’s Day pickup line. Choose wisely: A. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle. B. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back. C. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business. D. None, but you’re funny and original. Let’s get a drink.

I can picture us together 😉

I can picture me and you together.

I think of the weirdest shit when I'm alone on a bus, and I never even use pick up lines xD

So that I can prove to all my friends that angels really do exist

No: That's a shame, I believe works of art should be preserved. Yes: Perfect, I've always believed works of art should be preserved.

And I can picture you and I together~

I'll like to take a picture with my future girlfriend.

That every time someone asks me what’s my favorite snack I show them a picture of you

she replies: ? You: sorry I assumed from your pictures you spoke gorgeousë

I'm very similar. The pickup line might suck and take forever, but if you're patient you might occasionally get what you're looking for, despite probably being nothing what the pictures claim to look like. \*fingerguns*

I'm headed to NYC in about 1.5 months, and I'm excited to meet some people. Give me your pickup lines and help me out! These don't have to be NYC related pickup lines -- anything goes (sexual, funny, borderline retarded, awkward, etc.). I'll report back with results...maybe even pictures of those I meet if all goes well!?

I can picture you and me together