Loan Pick up lines

The best Loan pick up lines

Are you a loan during the Great Depression?

Cause I wanna take you out
👤︎ u/Ninjayb
📅︎ Feb 10
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Hey Girl, are you bank loan ?

Cuz I have interest in you ;)
👤︎ u/asp_14
📅︎ Nov 24
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Damn girl, you must be my student loans

Because my interest with you is sure on the rise!
👤︎ u/IdreamOfPizzaxx
📅︎ Aug 14
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Did I get a loan from you?

- no? -then why is my interest increasing day by day?
👤︎ u/dasmehn
📅︎ Sep 19
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Are you a 0% APR loan?

Because I'm having trouble understanding your terms and you aren't showing any interest
👤︎ u/jamesbun5
📅︎ Mar 06
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Are you a bank loan?...

Because you have my interest!
👤︎ u/ocarinaofspace15
📅︎ Mar 04
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Hey gurl, are you a bank loan?

'Cause you've got my interest.
👤︎ u/HolyWaterHangover
📅︎ Jun 02
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Hey are you my student loans?

Cause I want to be stuck with you for 30 more years.
👤︎ u/dontknowsosontaakme
📅︎ Nov 26
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Are you a loan during the Great Depression?

Cause I wanna take you out
👤︎ u/Swissball1
📅︎ Feb 11
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Hey girl, are you a 0% APR loan?

Because I don’t understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest
👤︎ u/darkodus
📅︎ Nov 16
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Have I taken a loan from you?

Cuz, my interest in you is increasing.
👤︎ u/NullandRandom
📅︎ Sep 24
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Damn girl are you my bank loan?

Because you got my interest
👤︎ u/The_Spicy_Memelord
📅︎ Jan 05
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You're like my student loans...

... cause I got crazy interest.
👤︎ u/bryceallan
📅︎ Jun 03
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Do you know much about bank loans/loans?

"No/kind of/why? "Oh, because you've (definitely?) got my interest"
👤︎ u/billtarrar
📅︎ Jun 27
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Girl are a student loan...

Cause how much do I have to repay you for sex last night?
👤︎ u/SuperEdgeLorde
📅︎ Jul 02
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Are you my student loans?

Because i think you're going to fuck me for a few years.
👤︎ u/sprout1319
📅︎ Jan 06
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Are you an APR interest loan?

Are you an APR loan amount of 100,000$ over 30 months? ...because I have a dangerous amount of interest in you.
👤︎ u/Futureman_walking
📅︎ Oct 30
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Hey girl are you a 0% apr loan?

Because I don't really understand your terms and you keep saying you have no interest
👤︎ u/baylenmiller
📅︎ Oct 01
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Wholesome Pickup Lines

There was a mistake in this week's music charts. They didn't have you as the hottest single. You must be the square root of a negative because there's no way you can be real Are you my student loan cuz you got my interest (works for college plus it's funny) I'd never play hide and seek with you cuz someone like you is impossible to find I think I need to call 9-1-1 because something has just been stolen from me...my heart
👤︎ u/pineapplepenguino
📅︎ Nov 17
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