Expensive Pick up lines

The best Expensive pick up lines

Avocados are getting kind of expensive

Can I smash you instead?
👤︎ u/scomoshomo
📅︎ Dec 29
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Ey gurl, are you the American healthcare system?

Cuz' taking care of you is extremely expensive, like, seriously. Holy sh\*t.
👤︎ u/OCTUStudio
📅︎ Jan 12
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You look expensive, gurl

her : what makes you think so? Welp, you look like a walking Chanel to me. <3
👤︎ u/maloneey
📅︎ Feb 28
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[Insert activity] would be pretty expensive,

But spending time with you would be priceless
👤︎ u/brisop
📅︎ Apr 30
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Are you an apple product?

Cause damn girl u r so expensive
👤︎ u/zisx_
📅︎ Mar 22
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(Late) Valentine’s Day themed pickup lines

1. If you had to choose one Valentine’s Day gift to receive, what would it be? 2. Let’s settle this debate: candy hearts, terrible or the absolute worst? 3. Russell Stover and come over? 4. 🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹🌹 ^ some flowers for you on this fine Valentine’s Day 5. Ideal Valentine’s Day dinner menu? 6. Right from the start you stole my heart. Lol, I took that from a Hallmark card…What’s up? 7. What’s your best Valentine’s Day pickup line? (Yes, this is mine.) 8. If I were to give you a Valentine, it’d be a picture of Simon Cowell that says, “It’s a yes from me” 9. *read in life alert lady voice* Help! I’ve fallen for you, and I can’t get up. 10. If you were a candy heart, what would you say? 11. I spent all night making you a Valentine. When are you free so I can give it to you? 12. Fuck, marry, kill: candy hearts, chocolate-covered strawberries, very expensive and subpar Valentine’s Day dinners 13. Hey, kinda awkward but I think my Valentine got lost in the mail? 14. You can only choose one cheesy and awful Valentine’s Day pickup line. Choose wisely: A. This Valentine’s Day, let’s make like fabric softener and Snuggle. B. Cupid called. He says that he needs my heart back. C. You’re so sweet, you could put Hershey’s out of business. D. None, but you’re funny and original. Let’s get a drink.
👤︎ u/KPA-15
📅︎ Feb 15
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Hey Girl!! Are you Popcorn??

Coz i wanna take you to Movie.. . . . But you are too expensive! ;•;
👤︎ u/honeysrk72
📅︎ Nov 25
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